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overwatch: mccree we want you back in overwatch but pls don’t bring hanzo he’s not invited

mccree:

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i was forced to draw this bc of @sneakyfeets

glad to see i was right that mccree would hate young hanzo though

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vulcan in the streets, vulcan in the sheets. i am also a vulcan on the bridge and in my cabin and on away missions. i am a vulcan, jim.

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only americans know the true pain of hearing this

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Other toy collectors: I have to keep this rare limited edition toy mint in box with no wear or else It’s with nothing and I will be sad

Furby collectors: I bought this super rare Furby for 500$ and painted all over him and now his name is Clothing Hanger

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you got a fast car, we go cruisin’ to entertain ourselves

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there

do you see that?

just beyond the trees…

it’s

Them

introducing…

The One

The Definitely Singular

Fresno Nightcrawler Podge

Posessed of 

tallness

reflective eyes

ability to Stand

tallness but i really want to emphasize that bit

pose-ability 

a gentle sense of humor

benevolent sneakiness

a penchant for flash photography

a love of Plants particularly pine trees

Powerful Thighs

this gentle

pair

of

pants

wants to Be Your

Friend

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Note: the Fresno Nightcrawler Podge was made on commission and is not for sale

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reblog if u support this band

🎷🐑 🎺🐎 🎸🐕 ��🐈

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you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

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