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this is fully because i checked his tumblr profile bc i don’t use the following tab as often as i should and i saw his last post about wbn so i was trying to find a cute wizard name for THEM but then i got distracted in true adhd fashion—

This is how I know I talk about Worlds Beyond Number way too much

From @emp-t-man, who has never listened to this podcast even once

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"Hera? Are you there?"

THEY ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOR. One of my favorite duos of all time. The friends of ever!!! I love looking at the photos from this shoot because it reminds me of how many wonderful friends this silly little podcast has brought me.

Also I think I personally looked super cute as Hera~

Kiwi is Officer Eiffel

Photo by AlfaShots

[emp-t-man]

Daniel Jacobi <3

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ily sci-fi shows <3

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If I didn't trust you, it would be fine // I'll meet you for coffee, only for coffee // Nowhere else is safe, every place leads back to your-

Herawell REAL!!! Herawell so so so real. I love messy sapphics.

My super amazing and hot gf Alana (bunhimecosplay on insta) as Maxwell

Photo by AlfaShots (alfashots_photography on insta)

(It's not letting me properly link their profiles)

[emp-t-man]

everyone ever should listen to wolf 359 and i’m so serious about that.

[emp-t-man]

is this anything

Mr. Backwards.. by Jack Stauber… Warren Kepler.. hm

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i dont caaaaaare that she tried to override her bentham directory hera is Perfect and did nothing wrong

[emp-t-man]

oh yeah my favorite character? hes the lazy stereotype who probably has adhd and some other learning disability. yeah hes divorced, but hes also really good with kids, even if hes irresponsible. might have something to do with that car crash he was in. oh yeah hes also the beating heart of the show hes in and brings everyone together by sheer force of comic relief and genuine love. he has a history of trying to connect to people who utterly disregard him- one of which is a morally grey scientist. oh and he saves everyone in the climax of the series by choosing to completely wipe his memory and everyone mourns him after finally realizing how important he was to them.

stanley pines? no, im talking about the one who DOESNT get his memories back in the end, and its framed as a good thing. yeah, doug eiffel.

[emp-t-man]

what kind of sick joke is this,,

I made a 'which Wolf 359 character are you' quiz

Link in reblog!

[emp-t-man]

“if you don’t like a particular person or ship just mute the tags” okay but have you considered i have to know everything said about this piece of media ever and protecting your peace is for losers

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not my email telling me i got tagged in a reblog only for the op to be someone who has me blocked 😭

no wonder i didn’t get the notif help me

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someone sell me wolf 359 keychains PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P LE

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everyone wants to draw toxic couples being all soft and domestic to offset the toxicity but WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😭

where are my blorbos who make each other better and would normally do all that stuff anyway where is the fluffy ass art that’s so disgustingly soft it makes me want to bang my head against the wall how does it feel to live MY DREAM

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Look at his head. (I need to draw more Wolf359 content.)

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99% sure the only reason is because lovelace would’ve shot kepler before he even opened his whore mouth and the podcast would’ve ended there

Okay I hate to say it, but WHY did they send in Eiffel and Minkowski to do the super important mission where the only requirement is that they make no sound at all??? They are perhaps, of the whole cast, the two characters that are least likely to NOT yap for any given period when together.