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I just found out the most hilariously amazing thing.

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

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Chin up. I know the night just got a little darker, but it won't last forever.

Happy Valentine's day!

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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The Fifth Element (1997)

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Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

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how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

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my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise

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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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>letter of marque >ask the king if this ship creepy or wet >he laughs and says "its a good ship sir" >scummiest vessel i've ever seen

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trying to figure out what Rashomon was about by watching plot summary videos on youtube, but it's like these guys all saw completely different movies

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I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on. and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."