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i think a camel fell in love with me today

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Globus INK, Soviet spaceflight navigation computer

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modern simpsons episode: join homer, bart and Lisa (the other ones died) go on an epic intergalactic adventure with the loveable rag-tag rebel crew of Disney+ Original’s Andor! they will encounter various beloved characters such as darthvader and rd2. (Only streaming on Disney+)

modern southpark episode: cart man (now identifying as cart WOMAN🤣) becomes a crazy sjw feminist for clout and starts falsely accusing everybody of rape (because he is a crazy sjw feminist now). all the men of South Park are sent to prison & finally cart woman comes to his i mean her senses after the towns economy is destroyed & he can no longer buy candys . Don’t worry they make fun of everybody cause JD Vance fucks a couch in a post credit scene :P

modern family guy episode: lois goes tiktok viral & the fame goes to her head. Peter starts selling bootleg “ladudu” at stewies daycare with little success, but finds a surprisingly lucrative demographic when he sets up shop outside the Clam. The episode ends with him being tackled by armed SWAT officers & his toy stockpile is subsequently seized. This reminds Peter of the time he was raided while making dubai chocolate in his basement with quagmire (they are wearing ywllow hazmat suits & respirators lol its a reference)

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Cute goth bunnies 🖤 Artworks by @dayrisfelix on Instagram

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Vivienne Redraw

2024 vs 2025

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a few nights ago lotus and poison, iconic performers and trans women, were viciously attacked at legends gay nightclub. nobody intervened in a supposed community space. please help cover their medical expenses and show them they are not alone. they were absolutely let down, and what kind of community doesn't help its most vulnerable? consider showing them support both emotionally and financially after this dual trauma of abuse and neglect.

their gfm

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Hernán Conde De Boeck, “The Vampire Burning at Dawn”

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I desire to wear the Crimson Peak wardrobe every day for the rest of life.

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well, i think you're beautiful <3

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

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This emperor shit is easy

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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trans men are victims of transphobia, men of color are victims or racism, disabled men are victims of ableism, so on and so forth. none of the problems faced by these men are due to the fact that they are men. why is this so difficult for some of you to understand?

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I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck

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finally got to play THE game

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Ayo Edebiri / W Magazine [February 2025] / Photo Luca Guadagnino

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like ten years ago, i made a silly post about my leopard gecko and someone reblogged it and added their very long and graphic undertale incest mpreg oviposition fanfiction to it while saying my pet had inspired it.

when i told them i found that really disturbing, they freaked out and went on a months' long campaign where they kept trying to suicide bait me.

like three years ago, i posted a stupid text exchange my partner and i had shared and someone reblogged it and added their graphic our flag means death first-time-anal fanfiction to it while saying my relationship inspired it.

when i told them i found that really inappropriate and weird they freaked out then sent multiple people to angrily tell me to delete my reply because they couldn't have known that was weird. then they nuked their blog.

there's no moral to this story. it's just weird that it happened twice.

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The Wrong Turn

Guess who's back here? I had a bumpy ride but I made it eventually.