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It’s why we’re a good duo, because I like stabbing—and she likes being stabbed.

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ummmm I saw the clip of gem saying that and had to get this out of my system between working on comms….. I love you toxic yuri

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interactive fiction idea: it’s 2021, you play as a new barktree shipper emerging from the hot new mcyt series triple life. your task is to sus out who else on your dash is also a secret shipper and invite them to your “controversial” shipping discord server without being cancelled. you’ll have to dig through ao3s, abandoned twitter accounts, old rpf fics from a pseud they no longer use, general posts, youtube comments, which username clipped this shippy moment between benthebog and martin ofthebigwaters

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Ever think about how Treebark as a ship was strictly quarantined in the beginning. Treebark literally vanished on the dash overnight because all of the blogs were shipping it in private. Now Treebarkers get the bad rep of being the ones who send donos to charity streams. Went from near total containment to the Containment Breacher.

Anyways this is the impact of MCC9 Blue Bats.

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Ren is my favorite content creator. He's gorgeous, he's a geek, he's a theater kid, his world building is amazing, he's adored by lesbians, he accidentally doxed himself on stream once, he "yes and"ed himself into a queer situationship with someone he barely knew at the time (Martyn), he's a furry, he's a king, he's a pirate captain, he's a wet dog and a boyfailer, he's got the undying loyalty of a married man with two daughters (Martyn), he's a freak, he's the coolest person we know, there is NOBODY doing it like this man

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"the birth of the red king", 2021 colorized

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Treebark Duet

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ok hi warning: depending on what ren does, i might just go full rpf. i cannot take it anymore. #blameren

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The Tomb of the Red King

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renchqnting art

and more

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"hey, do you know anything about the thing between grian and mumbo?"

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you know that reliable feeling when you go on a date with your enemy but you keep arguing about the trade routes between kisses? no?

FWHIMMY WEEK!! WOOOO

Day 1: Enemies / and Lovers

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ren, on hermitcraft: i am martren... dna abomination...

mratyn, on rats: please come back my captain please i need to kiss you please i longingly stare at a large portrait of you please wake up from where you sleep next to me in my bed please pl

ren: sometimes i can still hear his voice

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Part 6: Cub’s Lab

PREV // MASTERPOST // NEXT

Extra:

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all i'm saying is that if i were a god. i'd expect to be fucked on my own altar at least once. you know?

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something something parallel between pearl saying “i feel like i’ve been broken up with” with utter bewilderment when scott abandoned her in dl ep 1 and “why am i so sad about that?” with equal confusion when gem died in wl ep 8. my girl remains clueless

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THAT MOMENT FROM SESSION 6 IF IT WAS JUST 1% GAYER[BLOWS UP]

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Something something yuri treebark doodle