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my baby my girl

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pov u followed me for rosemary but instead i just end up dumping porranea 10000 times

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i thought you might be interested in this!

Omg i love it so much

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sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog

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i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

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to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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adults on tumblr could at least get a normal url before they say anything.. you expect me to take you serious with a lady-of-hecking-shippingtrash.com url? im tired of seeing you fools

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I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

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boys in skirts? boys with makeup? hmm, what’s that? i’m a visual learner btw. <3

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A little Homestuck PSA

As 4/13 is right around the corner I just wanted to remind everyone about the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. As Viz and the death of Flash have been slowly killing the intended Homestuck experience there is still a way to see it how it was meant.

This offline program allows for all the flash to be seen and mini games to be played as intended and helps protect from spoilers. If you are going to start reading Homestuck or are planning to trick some unsuspecting friend into reading please consider using this program!

And - I love new livebloggers! Let me know who you love to watch make this journey.

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

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im bored who wants to play chess with me

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Wearing a t shirt that says “I have funny ideas about what it means to be a man”

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Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.