empressofedge
empressofedge
I'm A Bee-liever
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Hey! 30. She/Her. Writer writer, fanfic writer, fangirl extraordinaire. RWBY, Critical Role, Dragon Age, and other stuff from time to time. This blog is a mess. But so am I! Perfect fit! Thanks whisperingdrawings for the icon!
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empressofedge · 8 days ago
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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
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empressofedge · 8 days ago
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Coming to greet you
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empressofedge · 8 days ago
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May you all find joy equal to or greater than the joy this woman is having with her new hobby
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empressofedge · 9 days ago
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"I do not know which is worse: the geth, or all this sand in my… never mind."
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empressofedge · 11 days ago
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everyone's favorite rivaini
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empressofedge · 13 days ago
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HAILEE STEINFELD as KATE BISHOP - HAWKEYE S1E3
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empressofedge · 17 days ago
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empressofedge · 20 days ago
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jesus f christ i'm on fire this week
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empressofedge · 20 days ago
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Kids say the darndest things
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empressofedge · 20 days ago
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I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Meghan.
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
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empressofedge · 1 month ago
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empressofedge · 1 month ago
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God bless the editors 🫖
Watch the new episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout
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empressofedge · 1 month ago
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happy pride I guess?
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empressofedge · 2 months ago
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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
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BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
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empressofedge · 2 months ago
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empressofedge · 2 months ago
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empressofedge · 2 months ago
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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse
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