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Anyone have experience with miccostumes as a trans woman who's about 5'10" some of their paw hoodies are super cute but It's kinda pricey and I want to make sure it'd fit

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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

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Pinap Berry

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oiyghhgghh

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whyyyyyy

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TAMMY !!!!

(SHE/HER) 🏳️‍⚧️🐺💞

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drawn by she-ra director jen bennett

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i got added to a chat where nobody responds to me also i can’t leave

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im sorry mutual i cant reblog the original but they were right

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thecat_mitsu

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circle

[ID: Four-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: Several people are sitting in a chair circle. One of them is visibly green, another is visibly pink with a bright blue jacket and orange pointy anime glasses. A third one is wearing a blue cap. The person in the middle, who is none of these things, leads the conversation.

Middle person: "All right everyone, time to do a hexcode circle! My hexcode is #000000, what are yours?"

Several people respond "#000000".

Panel 2: Zoom in on the green person and the middle person, with a third in between them.

Green: "Mine's #00FF00."

Middle: "Oh, but we're very inclusive here! You don't have to fit into primary hexcodes!"

Green: "...I prefer #00FF00."

Middle: "I'm just saying, if you want to go with something like #33BB33 that's fine! It would suit you!"

Panel 3: Zoom on the one with the blue cap.

Closeted Blue: "I'm uh... Well, um, uh, you see-"

Middle: "Oh, looks like we have exciting news!2

Closeted Blue: "...#000000. Sorry. I'm not uh. I'm grayscale. Can we move on?"

Panel 4: Zoom in on anime glasses.

Anime Glasses: "#LEG3ND."

Middle: "That's not a real hexcode!"

Anime Glasses: "I don't give a shit."

Middle: "I'm sure you can find a valid hexcode that suits you!"

Anime glasses: "You dipshits can't handle a visually green person using #00FF00, I'm not playing this game."

End ID.]

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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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Octopus girl

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by Xa@XaGueuzav

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cat bowsette and peach

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Is anyone else strangely obsessed with the way the Mario Party series treats the concept of a super star? Like by our definition a super star is someone who is simply very famous but in the Mario Party world it seems to be a title vaguely defined by having a number of positive character traits. Yet the title is so incredibly coveted that it can break up entire friend groups. The only truly objective way to become a super star is to win a board game. I would like to see what would happen if we introduced Mario Party's concept of a super star to our own world.