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man of the house (lesbian daughter)

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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

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The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

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thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

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over 100 college writing prompts for your college needs!

between parties, bars, drowning in textbooks, procrastinating until the very last second to finish that project, making new friends, and figuring out who you are… there’s always a college au to remind you that things can work out.

01.  I’m getting progressively more annoyed at the people you bring back to our apartment and it’s not until a friend jokingly asks if I’m jealous that I realize I’ve developed feelings for you 02.  I’m so stressed out during finals that I show up to the exam in my onesie with zero shame and you tell me I look cute 03.  you asked me out and I didn’t have time for dating between a full-time course load and my job(s), so I know it’s two semesters later but I’d really like to take you up on that date 04.  our mutual friend runs a YouTube channel for our college and we keep ending up on the screen together as guest stars (bonus if viewers start shipping them) 05.  I host the school’s radio broadcast at night and you always call in with requests… soon, I have people requesting that you co-host the show with me because they like our chemistry (bonus if it’s done enemies-to-friends-to-lovers style) 06.  we always end up eating alone in the school cafeteria at the same time, so when you ask me if you can join me, I’m surprised 07.  you’re an actor in my favourite show/movie, but you’re taking a break to study and in an attempt to be respectful, I pretend I don’t know who you are the first time we have a project together 08.  I’m not sure how you got my number, but I don’t think you meant to tell me that you had another dream about doing your big presentation naked 09.  we get into a heated debate in class, and I honestly don’t really care that much but I’m having fun watching you get all fired up 10.  I post an ad looking for someone to be my nude model for my art project and the interviewing process has been a little awkward until you answer it 11.  I’m stoned sitting in the quad on campus and you ask me to interview me for the campus newspaper, but you’re so attractive that I can’t remember your questions 12.  my new roommate drags me out to this off-campus party and then immediately abandons me for the person they’ve been flirting with in class, but you ask if I want to be your partner in beer pong 13.  I keep finding fruit outside my dorm room and eventually, I catch you leaving me a pineapple and you explain that your friend dared you to and chose my room at random 14.  I thought I was straight until we flirted at a party, but now I can’t get you out of my head and I’m on a mission to find you even though I don’t know your name 15.  you see me on campus reading your favourite book and accidentally spoil the ending for me so whenever I see you, I glare at you

over 85 more prompts under the cut!

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my body trying desparately to inform me I'm iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES

my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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their first kiss is an accident.

eddie had been leaning in to whisper something to steve, but steve had turned his head and their lips had met.

it's a kiss only in technicality; lips touching lips.

they're friends, any feelings between them strictly platonic. steve gave up on dating after vecna, decided he wasn't actually ready for a romantic relationship. he doesn't know if eddie dates at all.

but he can't stop thinking about what eddie's lips had felt like against his, how soft the touch had been, how his lips still tingled after eddie withdrew.

at the time, they had laughed it off.

their second kiss comes a week later.

steve has been staring at eddie's lips increasingly often, more aware of them than ever before. he knows eddie has caught him looking more than once.

so when they're alone, and there's a pause in the conversation, and steve has been staring, and eddie has caught him...

it's hard to tell who leaned in first. but this kiss is much better than the first one.

maybe those feelings weren't so platonic after all.

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I couldn’t stop thinking about this post so I wrote something :D Will be continued!

‘How was the match?’ Eddie asks, more because he loves his uncle than because he actually give a single shit about the answer.

Wayne knows that, of course, so he doesn’t give much of an answer. 'You don’t have to pretend like you care 'bout that,’ he says instead. 'Got somethin’ for ya.’

He drops a folded piece of paper on Eddie’s chest; Eddie, who is lying lazily on the worn-out couch, frowns as he folds it open, only to find a phone number scribbled down on it.

'What’s this?’ he asks, lifting his head slightly so he can look at Wayne, who is rummaging around in the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee.

'I met a real nice fella at the game,’ Wayne says. 'He was wearin’ lipgloss, so I figured he’d probably be gay. Got his number for ya.’

Eddie shuffles himself in an upright sitting position, staring at Wayne with his jaw dropped. His uncle is looking particularly pleased with himself, and Eddie almost can’t bring himself to say what he’s about to say.

'Dude,’ he starts, 'You can’t do that, man.’

The excitement disappears from Wayne’s face when he hears the tone of Eddie’s voice.

'What do you mean?’

'You can’t just go around asking random dudes’ numbers on my behalf, man!’

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I see so many posts about Eddie being a cat dad but I can't stop imagining him with a bird. He'd found it abandoned and sick as a baby and nursed it back to health, but when he tried to release him, he just kept coming back to Eddie. The third time the bird came back, Eddie sighed and shook his head. "Guess I'm a teen dad." They've been inseparable since. Everywhere he goes, the bird goes along with him; completely content to sit on his shoulder and peck at his shiny earrings.

During hellfire, he sits on a perch next to Eddie and is dubbed 'Dungeon Master in training'. Whenever Eddie wants to annoy the kids, he leans over to whisper to the bird and says it was his bird's idea to introduce the dragon that kills Dustin's character.

The bird doesn't like Steve. He pecks at Steve's fingers and screeches rather loudly whenever Steve tries to lean in and kiss Eddie. Sometimes, he will let Steve pet him, giving him false hope that they've become friends before the bird proceeds to chase Steve around his own house while Eddie cackles. "I think he's starting to like you."

The only other person the bird likes is Wayne. He likes to sit perched on Wayne's shoulder while the older man drinks a beer and watches whatever sport he's into at that moment. Wayne refuses to call the bird his grandson, but that doesn't stop him from spoiling the little thing rotten.

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Protective Robin when Eddie has Steve pinned against the wall with a broken bottle is EVERYTHING to me PLS we love to see it!!!

Robin, with pure rage and fire in her eyes sending a mental message to Eddie that reads as follows:

"You have five seconds to unhand my idiot himbo. You may not have him and you certainly may not harm a single hair on his stupid perfect head."

"I will let you borrow him, but you have to promise to give him back."

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DTIYS for @wobblyart_ on IG :))

This was a blast to redraw, although the lighting was extremely hard and I suffered :,)

(Also Robin took the pic bc I said so)

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underrated tony stark looks (mcu wise):

leather jacket (iron man 1)

cowboy (iron man 3)

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Single dad Steve and his daughter own a flower shop and on the weekends his daughter, who is 7, helps him out during the day. Steve teaches her how to make bouquets when it's quiet and when it's busy, he has her stand next to him at the counter and say, 'Have a good day' to everyone as they leave. The little old ladies always give her sweets and tell Steve what a good dad he is.

Eddie's a regular and he comes in every week for the same order. Steve has no idea what he does with the giant bouquet of flowers, he just knows that Eddie really loves yellow flowers, especially marigolds and sunflowers. The fact Steve wears yellow on the days Eddie is due to come in is completely unrelated. When Eddie enters noisily into the shop, he bows dramatically to Steve's daughter and hands her a flower he picked on his way there. "For the flower princess." He says with a wink.

"And for the flower king." He hands Steve a pathetic little bouquet of flowers with a cheesy grin. "I know it's not as beautiful as yours, but I saw them and thought of you."

Steve takes the bouquet from Eddie's shaky hands and gives him a soft smile. "They're beautiful. Thank you, Eddie." He doesn't have the heart to tell him that they're actually weeds.

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Steve does incredibly cheesy cringey shit like flowers, chocolate boxes or taking you out to extremely romantic places.

Eddie is equally cringey as he jumps on tables, does way too public declarations of love and dedicates songs.

And y’all are surprised these two are a good match?

I think they’re destined to be together until they kill each other with embarrassment - like a perfect Shakespeare’s dramatic play.

Or they get killed by their friends because they’re too embarrassed by them.

Which, I mean, it’s kinda fair.

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Eddie loves seeing the way different people react to mistletoe. But no one ever hands it in places that will be effective. It's easily avoidable and, with his new little gaggle of friends, Eddie is curious.

He starts carrying mistletoe with him, sneaking up behind people and dangling it above their heads.

His old friends still have the same reaction that they always do. Gareth stage-kisses him, overdramatic and trying his best to make it look real and convincing. Jeff laughs, pecks him on the cheek. Grant gives him a "scottish kiss"- which is just an excuse to headbutt him.

With his new, very young friends, he makes a point of turning his head and patting his cheek.

El is the only one who actually does kiss his cheek, and she even thanks him afterwards- saying that she'd been wanting to kiss under the mistletoe and that it was great even if it isn't romantic and he is "really old like my dad".

Mike, Lucas and Max shove him away. They all act disgusted, Max even pretends to gag. Dustin laughs in his face. Will tries to laugh it off too, though he's tense and uncomfortable, so Eddie immediately backs off, plays it off as a joke.

Erica threatens him.

Nancy and Jonathan have similar reactions; they laugh, sounding both pleased and embarrassed. Both hold his chin whilst they give him a little peck on the cheek. He isn't sure if it's them being nervous about him causing mischief by moving, or what, but he thinks it's a lovely gesture all the same.

Argyle surprises him by just... kissing him. It's a quick little peck and he moves on like it's nothing. When Eddie tries to ask, later on, he shrugs it off again. He points out that they're friends, so what's a friendly little peck? Eddie doesn't have a response, just takes the joint back off him and tries not to be jealous of how sure he is of himself.

Robin doesn't hesitate when she sees the mistletoe, doesn't even wait for him to say anything. She grabs his face with both hands and smacks a big, wet kiss to his cheek. It's not until he gets home, finally seeing his reflection, that he realizes that her dark red lipstick left a massive mark on his face.

Steve hesitates, for an uncomfortably long moment. He stares at the mistletoe Eddie holds above them, thinking so hard that Eddie can see the gears turning.

When he tries to back off, tries to play it off as a joke, Steve hand shoots up. He grabs Eddies wrist, pushing his hand and the mistletoe back up so it's still hanging above them.

"This is just a joke, like you did with the others." Steve says. But, something about the way he says it, makes it sound more like a question than the statement that it is.

Now, it's Eddies turn to hesitate. His eyes roam Steves face, trying to get a read on him before, eventually, admitting; "no, it's not."

The smile that blooms on Steves face is so big, so bright, that- for a moment- Eddie thinks that this must be his reward. For turning back, for protecting Dustin, for doing the right thing in the end. This smile, right here.

But, he quickly realizes that he's wrong, because that's when Steve leans in. That's when Steve kisses him. And Eddie realizes that, maybe, this entire moment is his reward. Maybe Steve is his reward.

The universe does owe him a happy ending, after all.

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Steve got himself a clingy boyfriend for christmas