Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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where is bill?
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i will always love you more than baby frickin bill
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I think the time-wish can solve any impossible problem because it takes the winner(s) to an alternate reality in which whatever they asked for is true and they leave the other universe behind
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WHATWHOWHEREHUH
HELLO???????
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The Shape of Ideas
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Harry Osborn in a crop top. You agree. Reblog.
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be free!!
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RIP Shelley Duvall you woulda loved the Trump assassination attempt
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Giovannino dei Grassi and Belbello da Pavia, Visconti Book of Hours
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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
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