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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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summer is the worst time of year and I do not want to do things in hot humid air. may I please have some cooler air? I can’t find a label on me that says “store in a cool, dry place” but I’m sure it’s there somewhere.

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Jack + Robby <3

in color (kinda)

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identity

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Father’s Day rabbot (better late than never)

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me watching top gun maverick for twentieth time

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🎥 by mayaxs

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old cotton panties so worn out you can see the bush through them. look of the summer

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little homie lookin’ very content with his meal

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@wholesome-animal-images

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.