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Wholesome parents

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every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

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Tall People Troubles

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NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

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No one knows me better than tumblr. They sure do know I love my inspirational lime flavored scooby doo furry porn

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片岡沙耶

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Wow tumblr, the hero we need. Thank god they removed this probably 6 year old post.

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A dog runs up to its master carrying an unusual stick.

Master: Hey boy, what do you got there?

Dog: Bark

Master: Bark? Well where did you get such an unusual piece of bark?

Dog: Ruff

Master: The roof? Well how did you get all the way up there?

Dog: With the ladder

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PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

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Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

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