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i hope lando and oscar end up with the exact same amount of points and then they cross the finish line in abu dhabi holding a pride flag between them and then taylor swift comes out singing love story and then the entire paddock sings a rendition of no one mourns the wicked while burning a lifesize christian horner straw doll

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sskk and skk got their hands full

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its that time of the year

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european tumblr girlies unite again for the annual shitposting about eurovision

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Wonder how many people will get the joke here

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Bungou Stray Dogs is my favourite manga because every chapter I'm like “it can't get any geyer than that” and every chapter I'm proven wrong

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

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You can only reblog this today.

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Reblog and put in the tags how many train stations are within walking distance of where you live (definition of ‘walking distance’ is up to you)

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when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

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regulus black james potter

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the funniest shit in the world is that theres a polish grocery store called Leviathan like that's literally what its called