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I'M DONE. it's ugly but it's done with love etc etc.
baking a vegan cake for my fiancé's parents (they're not vegan but it's Lent rn and they're religious) and I'm fighting for my life out here
#this is a vegan carrot cake with coconut cream frosting#the frosting's texture is a little weird but as I understand that's how it's supposed to be#like jello? idk. it would've been so good with normal cream cheese. but alas.#if they hate it tomorrow I'm killing myself. I spent 5 hours making it
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baking a vegan cake for my fiancé's parents (they're not vegan but it's Lent rn and they're religious) and I'm fighting for my life out here
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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"
Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma
"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"
Location: Sydney, Australia
"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"
Location: Kyiv, Ukraine
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also yesterday our boss told us that our personal little telegram channels are being monitored by moscow's culture department. my little silly telegram channel with shitposts and 63 followers. alright.
the library i work at does a new exhibition + list every month with the favourite books of some librarian, different each month. this time it's my turn and I sent the list of 100 books I love (the ones available at the library) and they sent me the list back DECIMATED in half by censorship

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"please send us the list with books that will not get you in jail :)" in russia???? In "we wanted to ban plato's symposium" russia??
the library i work at does a new exhibition + list every month with the favourite books of some librarian, different each month. this time it's my turn and I sent the list of 100 books I love (the ones available at the library) and they sent me the list back DECIMATED in half by censorship

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the library i work at does a new exhibition + list every month with the favourite books of some librarian, different each month. this time it's my turn and I sent the list of 100 books I love (the ones available at the library) and they sent me the list back DECIMATED in half by censorship

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i also noticed that whenever I see these posts about ppl marrying in their 20s being dumb and irrational and ruining their life i have this instant urge to explain myself and be like no no there's nuance it's different I'M DIFFERENT!!!! you don't get it!!! we actually love each other!!! but then i think who the fuck are you people to me. why do i feel like i have to justify myself. that's how i realized I'm very susceptible to other people's opinions and judgements and i need to work on that....
i'm getting married in less than two months and naturally since I've spent an ungodly amount of time on pinterest looking up bridal stuff there's so much shit on my feed like "I'm 25 and a happy mother of five kids" and all the kayleighs and mckenzies and what not. which is depressing. however my tumblr feed is "if you're younger than 30 and getting married you're dumb and ruining your life" which is also depressing. my point is i want to throw my phone into the river
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i'm getting married in less than two months and naturally since I've spent an ungodly amount of time on pinterest looking up bridal stuff there's so much shit on my feed like "I'm 25 and a happy mother of five kids" and all the kayleighs and mckenzies and what not. which is depressing. however my tumblr feed is "if you're younger than 30 and getting married you're dumb and ruining your life" which is also depressing. my point is i want to throw my phone into the river
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is your mom ok?
yeah, they divorced when i was three years old if that's what you're talking about. she did therapy and all that a while back. but the shit she went through.... idk man. i want that asshole dead tbh.
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Do you know how your parents met?
#he went up to my mom in a cafe and said he was going to marry her and she laughed.#they talked for three months and then he kidnapped her and she was forced to marry him. i wish i was kidding
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being in academia is kind of like where you're on everest and you see the frozen bodies of the other people who've tried it strewn about everywhere and you think "okay, but that's them and i'm me"
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jesus christ next one was the infamous mugler's alien and the second i sprayed it on my skin it drowned down all the other smells not just on my arms but in the room in general. just pure potent stuffy jasmine. we're keeping her tho but overspraying this shit should be considered a bio-weapon
bought some perfume decants and tom ford's noir extreme makes me ***** ** ***** ** *** i'm sorry it's so decadent i instantly started to feel like a siren or something
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next up is hermes "un jardin en mediterranee" bc i wanted a light summer perfume and it opens with such photorealistic bitter lemon but the dry down >>>> i love figs did i ever tell you how much i love figs?
bought some perfume decants and tom ford's noir extreme makes me ***** ** ***** ** *** i'm sorry it's so decadent i instantly started to feel like a siren or something
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bought some perfume decants and tom ford's noir extreme makes me ***** ** ***** ** *** i'm sorry it's so decadent i instantly started to feel like a siren or something
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The climb to Abano Pass, in Georgia is regarded as one of the most dangerous on Earth. Every autumn, a spectacular animal migration takes place in Georgia’s Tusheti region in the northern Caucasus Mountains. Radio Free Europe photographer Amos Chapple recently joined a group of shepherds and their dogs on what he refers to as a “deadly, boozy journey” from the steep mountains to the plains, as they brought their 1,200 sheep down to their winter pastures. Amos Chapple
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