enatheworker

[enatheworker]

*give you cookie* you need food or you explode *waddles away*

Mmm, nutrients.

*Chomp*

[enatheworker]

*Puts you in a big ass winter coat* :3

Note: Also, please credit the artists you send pictures from (No, "I found it on google/pinterest" doesn't count)

[enatheworker]

I found your anthem, Ena:

https://youtu.be/qQW4Aegqvj8?si=C2h1n63UW_ZmhNLj

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]

As a child, you would wait and watch from far away

But you always knew that you'd be the one

That work while they all play

In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme

Of all the things that you would change

But it was just a dream

[Chorus]

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

From dust

[Verse 2]

The time will come, when you'll have to rise

Above the rest and prove yourself

Your spirit never dies

Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above

But don't weep for me, 'cause this will be

The labor of my love

[Chorus]

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

From dust

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

Here we are, don't turn away now (Don't turn away)

We are the warriors that built this town (This town)

From dust

It's a lovely song, but a little too ambitious for me.

I am but a humble salesperson.

[enatheworker]

Here’s a random thought- if you just light a singular locust in a swarm on fire it could theoretically set off a domino effect that escalates into a growing living firestorm

Aka a viable war weapon that is difficult to trace back to ya thanks to how large those are

Despite how I may appear to be, I am not an arsonist.

At least I think not.

[enatheworker]

*Cough*

Well, um. ENAs can reproduce both asexually and...carnally.

The gating method is when an ENA only has one closest relative.

But if two ENAs decide to have a baby, they can via sexual reproduction, resulting in a gated ENA who has two parents.

It's my birthday!

Oh!

Happy...manifestation day?

That's what that is, right?

[enatheworker]

Ah

Curious how some of these steps are close to ENA manifestation

It's my birthday!

Oh!

Happy...manifestation day?

That's what that is, right?

[enatheworker]

It's my birthday!

Oh!

Happy...manifestation day?

That's what that is, right?

[enatheworker]

Looks at you with my autistic eyes

*Jena stares back*

[enatheworker]

Sales (you can't tell me you don't have a soft spot for the oldies buddy): https://youtu.be/IWA6rDGXgcE?si=2nVQPVRl4lT6iemJ

Meanie: https://youtu.be/GsmQt-2xpw0?si=zum_DmRDoUY9fmjB

I like any type of music, honestly! No preferences.

But this one in particular...speaks to me on a spiritual level. For an unknown reason.

[enatheworker]

Ena,

How do you deal with clients that are *Dangerous* to say the least?

Do you defend yourself against them?

There's nobody more dangerous than me!

They wouldn't dare...

[enatheworker]

Ahh, that's how it is...

But don't touch me! Stranger entities are off limits!

Awe! Look at you being a little grump! It's adorable! You just need a hug

Hands off the merchandise!

art by tokin

[enatheworker]

Box of LOCUSTS 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

AHHHH!!!

WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK-

[enatheworker]

Awe! Look at you being a little grump! It's adorable! You just need a hug

Hands off the merchandise!

art by tokin

[enatheworker]

so since we know that you're able to eat food then I'm curious. Do you have lunch breaks at work? Doesn't overworking yourself all day make you hungry?. Let me tell you, working on an empty stomach will only make you unprofessional (And the situation embarrassing). so please atleast eat something before work hours.

Oh, I do eat! Quite a lot, actually! With my body mass, you need to keep up with nutrients! I take breaks anytime I want.

I even once managed to skip a long line for turrón by fooling the entities! All thanks to my wit and charm.

Heh. Idiots.

[enatheworker]

*An entity walks into the hub with a gentle smile and sets down a package before the workers' feet and tips her own hat politely before leaving... Within the box is an ornately carved music box with several special changeable music cartridges and a message. "Figured you could use this more than me, what with your daughter and all.. Do enjoy, for they brought me great comfort."*

Music:

https://youtu.be/ItBG69xLUDM?si=Xgu15UZUXAvgLLJS

https://youtu.be/lhUvrXGLbyE?si=2sGf0lzMEGizDHTr

https://youtu.be/wRnia5nXmKE?si=6hXelTqDcXlDYxlt

https://youtu.be/u1zLS86UuDM?si=cGxoJ1lrAcCVreOo

How...thoughtful.

Thank you very much! Your gift is appreciated.

[enatheworker]

Stop being a diva, you're gonna kill all of us with your divaness

Then perish.

[enatheworker]

Hey Ena, Tell me a Story about the Worst Negotation/ Deal you have in your buisness?

P.S Loads of Support and Rays of Pure Concentrated Matter on your side!

Being asked to find a bathroom that leads to one's doom. It's good that the last part of said agreement doesn't apply to me.