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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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Help I’m thinking about Monty finch the crow again

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i'm thinking about how young monty is in this show. about how much younger josh colley looks than the rest of the cast (and he is a few years younger, by the by), and how that contributes to those esther-is-a-creep feelings and how, fundamentally, monty is the 'born sexy yesterday' trope, but styled/functioning in a queer, adolescent way (dreams of kisses/talks astrology instead of trying to outright seduce Edwin) in this way that almost functions weirdly rom-com-esque/coming of age- EXCEPT when he's in scenes with esther.

monty is still painfully young in scenes with esther but even though he is fully clothed most of the time she still oversexualises him/his role, calling attention to the fact that he was literally crafted out of his own murdered body to be a creature that seduces ("i made you handsome for a reason. so tempt him. entice him.") and it just makes your skin crawl because it is the only time in a show that a parental figure speaks with their child onscreen and that mere fact (and the fact that this is like...the one scene we see monty in short sleeves, looking a lot more vulnerable than other scenes) frames him as so young in the middle of being abused and it just...i have a lot of analysis feelings. whoops

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i love being in a fandom small enough that when you see a small detail in a fic that youve seen in another that you know they took it from the other one. its so fun if feels like a little inside joke i love it here

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General PSA's for begginer alt crafting

- superglue heats up when in contact with fiber, your craft can start smoking or even catch on fire

- you can wash clothing painted with acrylic paint in the washing machine if you turn it inside out and use the lowest temperature

- don't put painted clothes in the dryer.

- you can wash clothes with metal bits in the washing machine but use the handwashing setting, dry the metal bits with a paper towel before hanging them to dry, and know that it WILL be loud

- synthetic dye is needed to dye synthetic fibers and requires a long time simmering in a boiling pot. This WILL stink up the house and you NEVER want to make food in that pot again

- faux leather is vinyl not leather. Get vinyl paint to paint on it

- don't use your teeth as tools, they don't regenerate. Reconstructing enamel costs a small fortune (ask me how I know.)

- when handsewing a lot through thick fabric get thin needles, it will require less force and be less taxing on your wrists. When machine sewing get a higher grade needle (~130 for jean)

- embroidery floss is overpriced and not as strong as it looks. For sewing on heavy stuff get denim thread, it will last forever

- don't feed a 60$ home sewing machine ten layers of denim before you learn how much a servicing fee costs, these things are dellicate

- spray paint is best applied from 30-40cm away, in swift movements. Putting too much or applying from too close will cause drips. You can sand them down and apply a new layer of paint AFTER they dry. Wipe the can nozzle after painting if it's messy, you don't want it to clog and become unusable

- water based markers on fabric will bleed, if not instantly then with time, alcohol markers will fade with time

- most fabric glues are machine washable up to a certain temperature. modgepodge is not waterproof, hitack is handwash only. Check the instructions

- the flatter the surface the easier hot glue will peel off. Faux leather stands no chance, fibers like yarn will hold it best, but is impossible to remove the glue from them in the future

- rivets are a thing that exists, only require a hammer to install and can be used as permanent fabric attachment

- studs, gromets and other metal junk at small fabric stores are laughably overspriced

- acetone (found in nail polish remover) will remove acrylic stains out of furniture, flooring and faux leather, if used in excess can damage the laquer. Can also be used to remove prints and glue off of plastic (do a small test before commiting, might melt the plastic it it's grade is low)

- residue from stickers (and k-tape) can be removed with oil

- acrylic stains cannot be removed out of clothing or carpet so protect your area before painting and don't wear clothes you care about

- if your thread keeps getting tangled or snagging while handsewing try waxing it

- you can lock in screw-in spikes with screw lock glue if you're scared of them falling off because they unscrew

- you can add washers to screw-in spikes if you're scared of them falling through flimsy fabric or too big of a hole

- if you're making anything out of soda cans have a metal file on hand, they are deceptively sharp and will hurt you and rip through fabric you're installing them in

- bleach can be found in mold killing spray (don't touch that shit with bare hands. chemical burn.)

- fabric paints are no different from slightly dilluted acrylic. You can make it yourself by adding a bit of fabric softener to acrylic or honestly even water

- if you are setting anything with an iron use parchment paper or a pressing cloth to pervent your stuff from sticking to your iron and ruining it

- if you want a safety pin somewhere permanently pinch it shut with pliers

- as much as you can, avoid putting glue on clothing, it makes it really hard to change your decisions later on and upcycle the project in the future

- kiss your friends

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it's funny how monty at first was like 'fuck yeah evil tomfoolery' and within 5 days it turned into 'no, no evil bad :('

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its Choo choo time again

Rules: Tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share a sentence/excerpt from your WIPs that starts with that letter.

Once again I was tagged by the incredible @arrow-jsy, the word is PHONE

P - " Please tell me we didn't piss off a small deity"

H - Her wings flutter, and in a moment, death is gone.

O - Only Charles, it will always be Charles and no one else, I feel so stupid.

N - Niko is the first to approach him, checking him over for injuries or any signs of demonic possession.

E - "Esther, Esther." The feline man circles the queen as he speaks, "Or should I call you Royal Highness?" He chuckles and lets his nails grow into claws. "Why are you allowing your boy to help those annoying ghost girls?"

No pressure tags: @genevievefangirl, @ahyperactivehero, @anything-thats-rock-and-roll, @arrow-jsy (giving it back to you!)

Your word is PERFECT

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The train moves again!

Rules: Tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share a sentence/excerpt from your WIPs that starts with that letter.

again, thanks to @arrow-jsy for tagging me, the word is SOLACE

S - Still, there are things that, to the trained eye, make his supernatural nature obvious, like the iridescence in his hair and the way his eyes seem to be darker than the night.

O - "Oh, we don't usually do this, but we couldn't just leave you behind!"

L - "Let's see, "says Crystal as she taps the door to the cage. "Tell us, what do you know about the sorcerer across the street?"

A - At least I won't have to think about him anymore after I do this, he will leave and I will be back to myself.

C - Charles stands in front of Edwin and their human companions, always the protector, ready to fight for them.

E - "Edwin Payne" he mutters as he sits up on his bed " I apologize for not introducing myself earlier and for worring you, but you can leave now"

Some tags: @genevievefangirl @regretsofaghost Your word is SHINE

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Another wagon gets added to the train!

Rules: Tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share a sentence/excerpt from your WIPs that starts with that letter.

The word is MANUAL. Thanks @arrow-jsy for tagging me

M - Making his way over to his partner, Jayce tried to compose himself. Letting his anger show would not be his smartest move.

A - And they'll see him again, they know, he told them so himself, but that doesn't make letting this happen any easier.

N - Never again will Crystal Palace let a demon hurt someone who doesn't deserve it, not if she can do anything to stop it.

U - Under the cupboard, protected by magic, is Esther's precious child, her darling snake, I hate love don't know how I feel about her.

A - "Are you quite sure about this, Crystal? If you are wrong we could loose him forever and I am not willing to loose him"

L - "Letting you know now, your crow - highness, I'll make you my friend eventually"

Tags (no pressure): @dead-but-still-sarcastic, @paraphwrites, @read-write-thrive your word is LISTEN

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Its train time

Rules: tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share a sentence/excerpt from your wips that start with that letter.

I finally got some time to write so I'm gonna be doing some of the WIP trains I have. The word of the hour is TRAIN given by @genevievefangirl

T - " Tell me, dear, do you still think it was worth it?"

R - Raindrops hit the apartment window, one by one, almost rhythmic.

A - " Ah, ah, ah, not so fast, you caged my son, so now," she placed her pipe in her mouth and took a breath before continuing "I must punish you."

I - " It's a lot smaller on the outside, just like I remember"

N - Not today, not tomorrow, no matter how much I want it I will never be free of her

absolutely no pressure tags: @arrow-jsy @fairandfatalasfair @ahyperactivehero, your word is Kindness

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Prev is not in any fandoms I'm in

@sushi-rat @genevievefangirl @help-i-need-a-cool-username

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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yuri really said I spent 40 years not wanting to be found until you found me

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a boy who likes to look

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look at these two queerly made men, I wonder how Boq got those little red stains?

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anyway

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update