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This is so wholesome

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For me it would be capybara. That way vegans could have an ethically dog-sized pet that only wants/needs to eat veggies, they're already chill enough that domestication would not be hard and overall risk of animal attacks from them is low. And like dog-friendly cafés, there could be capybara-friendly public pools to swim with the giant cavies.

you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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Man, between this and "Disco Elysium should be about a sweet old lady looking for her cat", it really feels like some people really want all of their media to come from Weenie Hut Studios

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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@strange-aeons are you aware of this?

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this might be because I’m a family law lawyer and also an old crone who remembers when marriage equality wasn’t a thing (as in, marriage equality only became nation-wide two months before I went to law school), but I have Strong Feelings about the right to marry and all the legal benefits that come with it

like I’m all for living in sin until someone says they don’t want to get married because it’s ~too permanent~ and in the same breath start talking about having kids or buying a house with their significant other. then I turn into a 90-year-old passive-aggressive church grandma who keeps pointedly asking when the wedding is. “yes, a divorce is very sad and stressful, but so is BEING HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF MARITAL PROPERTY, CAROLINE!”

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Middle finger: overused, generic anger, a salute between bad drivers

Thumbs down/wiggling finger: scathing, dripping with both contempt and disappointment, a stern mother or father correcting a child on the freeway

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Like fr this show has so much potential behind it:

-allows us to explore the political implications of the Diamonds ceding their power

-Lars still needs to grieve losing his old life-- including his actual literal death.

-Rhodenite's story. Oh My Stars We Were Robbed when they cut this from SUF.

-We could see the components of Fluorite, say if they have to unfuse to slip through a tiny gap the other off-colors can barely squeeze through

-Characterizing the Twins of Rutile-- both together and as individuals joined at the hip.

-Padsperacha. Just more Padsperacha. I love her so much, I need her to continue using her faulty future vision for gags, plot insights and dramatic misunderstandings

-More conflicts with Emerald? Redemption arc? Yes please???

-More/New gems, either as villains or just side characters? It's more likely than you think.

-Animated Pulp Scifi with a chance of musical numbers. My inner child is FEASTING.

Love half the SU folks on Twitter crashing out over the new spinoff ‘cause they don’t like the Off Colors or wanted a Homeworld sequel like lol skill issue

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Oof. This hits on so many levels. Not just Pierre's insecurities on Abigail's paternity, but also Kent's anxieties that his own children will have a blank spot where he should be in their childhood memories.

"Don't tell Pierre; he has jealousy issues."

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To go back to the deer thing, they really are natures most random ruminent. Exists on all but two continents (because yes, Africa DOES have some deer) but even species in the same area code (e.g. a whitetail and a moose) can look wildly diffrent. Silen 99.5%, but that .5 is some of the most disturbing noises an animal can make. What runs like a horse, butts heads like a goat, charges like a bull, jumps like an antelope and stands on its hind-legs to throw hooves like a man throws hands? Its deer.

also, deer are simultaneously satan’s weakest and strongest soldiers. they die like hamsters or survive things that really should have killed them. biting the dust from an internal hemorrhage after jumping over a fence or surviving 10+ years with an arrow imbedded in their side. fate rolls the dice on every injury and they either get a 0 or a 20. keeping them alive is hard. killing them is also hard.

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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Man, they killed it with that name

Sunrise, Ruby Beach, Washington

photo: Ethereal Earth

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Brachiosaurus: *eats some leaves off of a tree*

Narrator: literally me rn.

T-Rex: *attacks the brachiosaurus, then devours it*

Narrator: ah shit, they're eating him! Well, I guess somedays you're fiending for the munchies, and some days you're the munchies for a fiend, amirite?

Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

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Ok but this is game changer. They are purposefully being obtuse with how they measure time, as a funny bit.

Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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My first major fandom was Doctor who so I tend to approach most plot holes with an “lol what’s canon amirite fellas” kind of attitude but then I stumble into a space where people are obsessed with finding The Truth in canon and I’m like idk bro and then they get mad at me

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

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Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌