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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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brothers

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Leaving just outlines / Of the flower that grew…

…You return to your original you

Entry for Sparkbird’s “The Light that Comes Through” art contest, featuring my Call of Cthulhu campaign’s bbeg: Vel!!

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aleapofbeauty on ig

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aleapofbeauty on ig

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You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Bacon pesto cheeseball with crackers

WOAAAAHHH HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS SO GOOOODDDD

THANK YOU SNACK GENERATOR !!!!

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The inherent homoeroticism of fucking murders you

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The inherent homoeroticism of fucking murders you

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The inherent homoeroticism of fucking murders you