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mama

mama??

MAMA!!!1

hi

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mama

mama??

MAMA!!!1

hi

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i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

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DBT strengthening statements

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Sure you love your cat. But have you ever cried so hard about your cat while at the hospital, that you had to get a psychiatric evaluation?

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Are you in a relationship or just having fun right now?

neither

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Happy right here.

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Cozy afternoon. ✨

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Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names:

1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)

1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)

2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)

3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me: