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“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

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Lizards...they’re just little dudes

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i know we're all probably past realizing this but can you believe that science has come to a point where we're coming up with all of these way better and way less harmful alternatives to things like plastic just for them to never be implemented on a large scale and instead be used in small and impractical situations that provide net zero benefit just because the companies that do produce plastic don't want to let go of their stranglehold on the markets.

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@biblicallyfeminine you're a hypocritical idiot

Lmao, this was in response to me calling them out on not actually answering the question on why they haven't already adopted or fostered a child but using strawman arguments and red herrings. Probably because they know they are a hypocrite for not being ready for a child for whatever reason(s) and wanting to force other people who aren't ready for a child to have a child. Can anyone find where they actually answered a single question of mine? Because I sure as hell can't. Buddy's gotta stop lying out here.

I really hope this person learns that life isn't black and white and that they need to be compassionate towards others before they get someone killed.

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I support anyone who has had an abortion.

Any reason. No exceptions.

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These

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mythological drinks! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

consume at your own risk, some will grant you immortality while others will make you burp ghosts! also here are some info pops to sate yall curiosity too~

1. /Norse/ Yggdrasil root beer

2. /Chinese/ Immortality peach bubble tea

3. /Hindu/ Amrita in a can

4. /Aztec/ Quetzalcoatl milk chocolate

5. /Welsh/ Cauldron of Rebirth

6. /Greek/ Ambrosia juice box

7. /Egyptian/ Sunshine Ra-mune

8. /Sumerian/ Gilgamesh’s Herb of Life tea

9. /Persian/ 7Universe fizzy Jamshid pop

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Boutta say smthn mean but afabs makin posts about how they don’t read theory or literature or engage with reading complex topics cuz “it’s all just common sense to care about people” is absolutely tied directly to the way that they then get indoctrinated by TERFs by like. hatereading 1 fucking radfem blog for too long. because TERFs have done their research and have their sources and statistics and their journals and their historic documents on hand (partly because trans people are an entire category of humans simply living our lives while TERFs are a specific culty fascist political hate group with a specific set of goals and beliefs, so you might follow 20 trans people and see very little in the way of loud trans rights activism because we simply don’t devote our entire life to fighting for our rights whereas a TERF blog is going to be devoted fulltime to the political stances of trans exclusionary radical feminism, and even cryptos will have the dog whistles EVERYWHERE if you are educated enough to catch them), and it’s all hateful skewed bullshit meant to manipulate people into furthering the marginalization of a vulnerable oppressed group, but it’s unironically the first actual theory on privilege and oppression that 75% of these people have read and they have not actually put tangible thought into the oppression that trans people face so suddenly that radfem article about The Scientific Proof Of Sex Based Oppression, Medical Transition As A Tool For Misogyny, And How Trans Women Are Behind It All sounds real impressive.

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I reported a racist manager to hr for making a slavery joke at my expense. "Somehow" that information became available to the whole store and I was retaliated against by my co workers and management for a month and a half.

It was effecting my health so I quit. I posted about it on fb and it's going viral now because the store is very popular.

Not sure if I want to post it here yet. I did all the adult things you are supposed to do (paper work and eeoc stuff) but I'm really upset. I hate that I had to do any of this in the first place.

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a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

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for your Consideration: reverse umbrellas. as soon as u open them they start raining all over u but everything around u is dry. thank you for ur time this was my ted ta

why stop there….. you find this umbrella for a weirdly low price at a yard sale being run by a person wearing a shitty wizards hat. the label says FOR “WEATHER” and when you ask what that means they pretend not to hear you

you try to return it the next day but the entire plot of land has become an applebees. there hasnt been a yard there in almost 30 years, the waitress tells you