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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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A woman Ive never seen before in my life just showed up at the dildo store, asked for me by name, handed me a business card for the local clown academy, gave me four cans of Chef Boyardee mini ravioli in a bag, and left

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Kim Dokja and Biyoo is like a family youtube channel, but instead of filming your child, kdj hands her the camera and is like "now film me making a sick move" (the move is that he's going to scam two different groups at the same time)

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I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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What's it going to take to earn Robert Reich's endorsement? 🤔

Watch the full Game Changer episode on @dropoutdottv:

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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

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saja boys

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Consistently pouring one out for Scott of Teen Wolf fame, even being the titular Teen Wolf, fucker is THIRD in ao3 fics for his own fucking show,, first time I’ve seen a mediocre white boy character be out yaoi’d in his own damn show