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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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moodboard

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

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mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

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And to think my admission note full of em dashes was accused of being spat out by chat gpt

just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!

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“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”

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i don’t know why i am the way i am btw. also there’s something in the static. i think i’ve been having revelations. if you even care.

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Spending hours discovering music >>>

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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

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Now that there's a conclave in the works, it seems like an excellent time for an intrepid group of ninja nuns and their atheist leader to plan a heist in the Vatican.

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one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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it’s me and my oddly specific playlists against the world