cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
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if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
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I’m seeing a lot of strangers in my neighbourhood lately. Including this oddly well dressed lady with a children’s bag.
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space furries, otherwise known as
nyasa
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windows 8 can suck my dick
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There was one final day you really truly played as a child at the playground.
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from Lumberjanes #28
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
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OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called
but it’s like That it’s really good
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you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it
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and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”
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my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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#guacamole
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