Posting this stupid tribute to JRWI Riptide I made when their hiatus first started, now to Tumblr to memorialize it (I originally posted it to Tiktok and the sound got copywritten ๐)
"average age of an MCC team is 42 years old" factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average MCC team is 25 years old. Pink Parrots, who were all born before the invention of the world wide web and dvds, are an outlier and should not have been counted.
i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went โno youโre fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didnโt even realize my shoulder was doing that lmaoโ then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
she laughed, and seemed almost surprised by it. he briefly wondered if maybe she hadn't laughed in a long time - if maybe she'd believed she'd forgotten how to.