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Love a good Everlark jealousyfic because those two are ridiculous

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Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

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you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

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Listen to Old Gods of Appalachia, we have:

A fucked up deer

Every trickster spirit (it's the same guy)

The Railroad is self aware and loves murder

Woman who leaves her magic family to become a lawyer

Mother nature is dude and a bear (no literally like a bear bear he mauls monsters)

Dude who steals skin

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My sweet boy Cowboy is just being dragged along by the narrative let him rest

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

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Any writer needs an eye for the double entendre in the same way that the gamekeeper has to have the mind of a poacher. The deliberate double entendre, on the other hand, is not to be sneezed at; I myself once perpetrated a treble entendre, and I suspect that if sufficient grant money could be made available, the quadruple entendre should not be beyond our grasp.

-- Terry Pratchett - A Slip Of The Keyboard: Collected Non-fiction

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

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You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

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Holy shit any of my Old Gods of Appalachia friends listen today yet? Trailer park vampires…I’m obsessed 🤩

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I hate having to figure out which one of my bookmarked fics was deleted. Who are you, where did you go

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can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

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editing your own work is like trying to give your weird little son a haircut while he bites you

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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

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@mega-aulover

Dave Grohl as Katniss

Dave Grohl as Peeta

Dave Grohl as Haymitch

He's just so versatile! 😉