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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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do you like dorky police officers who have a hard time coping with a traumatic event of their past and dress as if they were still a teen? then this blog is just for you! let me introduce you to leonhard michael endou, a cop who’s born in germany & currently residing in japan to get a fresh start. this nerd is 28 but likes to dress in adolescent fashion, making him seem younger than he is. did i catch your interest? then why not slam that like/reblog button so i can check out your blog and we can start threading together?~

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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do you like dorky police officers who have a hard time coping with a traumatic event of their past and dress as if they were still a teen? then this blog is just for you! let me introduce you to leonhard michael endou, a cop who’s born in germany & currently residing in japan to get a fresh start. this nerd is 28 but likes to dress in adolescent fashion, making him seem younger than he is. did i catch your interest? then why not slam that like/reblog button so i can check out your blog and we can start threading together?~

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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do you like dorky police officers who have a hard time coping with a traumatic event of their past and dress as if they were still a teen? then this blog is just for you! let me introduce you to leonhard michael endou, a cop who’s born in germany & currently residing in japan to get a fresh start. this nerd is 28 but likes to dress in adolescent fashion, making him seem younger than he is. did i catch your interest? then why not slam that like/reblog button so i can check out your blog and we can start threading together?~

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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do you like dorky police officers who have a hard time coping with a traumatic event of their past and dress as if they were still a teen? then this blog is just for you! let me introduce you to leonhard michael endou, a cop who’s born in germany & currently residing in japan to get a fresh start. this nerd is 28 but likes to dress in adolescent fashion, making him seem younger than he is. did i catch your interest? then why not slam that like/reblog button so i can check out your blog and we can start threading together?~

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welp- needed a fresh start so i remade. you can follow me @endorous if you want to stick around with me! ♥

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aggressive reminder that if i reblog a meme, you are more than welcome to send it in. we’ve never interacted? send a meme. we have 17.5 threads? send a meme. i just sent you a meme? send me a meme. 

when in doubt, follow this flowchart:

have i sent a meme?

(no) –> send one!

(yes) –> send another one!

i am thirsty for memes. this has been a psa

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Misc. sentence & symbol starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction (sfw & nsfw):

Feel free to change pronouns/etc, or add descriptions of what’s happening!

“It’s not so bad, once you get used to it. But once you get out? All Hell breaks loose.”

“I don’t need you to hold my hand. I can do this alone.”

“That letter you wrote–did you mean every word?”

“Come watch the sunset with me.”

“Once, just once, I’d like for someone to bring me flowers instead of corpses.”

“Everyone I’ve asked says you’re someone who can’t be trusted. What do you make of that?”

“You’ve been so quiet, lately. Is there something we need to talk about?”

“Nobody completes another person. There’s no such thing as a soulmate.”

“If we die tomorrow, I want you to know that you were the (best/worst) thing to ever happen to me.”

“Love doesn’t always involve suffering. At the very least, it shouldn’t.”

“Who taught you love was supposed to hurt?”

“I’m not asking for your deepest, darkest secrets. I’m just asking you to open up a little.”

“You wouldn’t hurt me. You can’t.”

“Does (name/pronoun) know you’re here with me?”

“When they died, I didn’t know what to do with myself. I just… got lost.”

“Rage will only get you so far.”

“There are more lives at stake here than the ones you care about! What gives you the right to decide that one person’s life weighs more than countless others?”

“You look at (name/pronoun) like you want to fuck (name/pronoun).” 

“It’s been a bad day, please pay attention to me.”

“I want to make you feel good.”

“Can you stop eye-fucking me for five minutes?”

“What I’m saying is: I want to fuck you.”

“Not that I’m complaining, but your hand keeps brushing my groin.”

“Hands to yourself until I say otherwise.”

“On your knees, there we go.”

“Everyone knows the two of you have been fucking.”

“Getting laid might help you relax a little.”

“I could kiss you all day.”

“I’m not saying I don’t love you. I’m saying I don’t trust you.”

“Don’t think for one second that there’s anything I wouldn’t do for (name/pronoun).”

“Did I ever tell you about my parents?”

“You must have done something truly awful, to end up where you are now.”

“I didn’t know how to tell you, so I didn’t. I’m sorry.”

“Stop trying to make me feel guilty.”

“Tell me something nice, please. About anything.”

“If you don’t get out of bed, I’ll pour this coffee on you.”

“I’m afraid of a lot of things. You’re not one of them.”

“If you would just let me take care of you, this would be a lot easier on us both.”

“What makes you think I’d ever help you?”

“Do you need me to kill someone?”

Symbols (add as much or as little description as you’d like!)

★ to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth and drag them out of sight

❉ to kiss my muse on the mouth (or somewhere else, if specified)

↑ to pick my muse up and carry them, for whatever reason

™ to wrap an arm around my muse’s shoulders and pull them in for a hug

♫ to playfully slap my muse’s ass

✂ to grab my muse by the throat

☛ to start shouting at my muse for something they did

♦ to slide a drink towards my muse (alcoholic or otherwise)

♠ to tend to my muse when they wake up injured and confused in your muse’s home, having been rescued by your muse

≠ to slap my muse across the face!

♡ to touch my muse any way you’d like - add a description!

Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ roles to be reversed!

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asdf movies sentence starters

“ got your nose! ”

“ you gotta help me, man! ”

“ please don’t hurt me… ”

“ [evil laughing] ”

“ hm. ”

“ oh, what the hell’s wrong with you?! ”

“ why would you DO this?! ”

“ you fool. ”

“ this does not help. ”

“ hey buddy, look over here! ”

“ what’s going on, guys? ”

“ hey, cool hat! ”

“ i am a stegosaurus! ”

“ you’re a diiiick! ”

“ well, we failed. ”

“ hey, you know who’s gay? US. ”

“ i like singing! ”

“ hey, it says ‘gullible’ on the ceiling. ”

“ i brought you some cookies! ”

“ how did i GET here? ”

“ look at my new dog! ”

“ what is wrong with you?! stop it! ”

“ what is happening?! why would you do this?! ”

“ don’t even think about it. ”

“ oh, no, no, no, wait —- !! ”

“ whose idea was this? ”

“ throw the cheese!! ”

“ i’m going to punch your face. ”

“ you lied to me. ”

“ hey, are you an angel? ‘cause i’m allergic to feathers! ”

“ [loud panicked screaming] ”

“ oh, baby, i love you baby! ”

“ what have you done? ”

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Me: I'm gonna reply to cute asks and cheer up

WiFi: I think not!

Me: （╹◡╹）I hate you