Skelly or Endo ◇ 21 ◇ Minors DNI A combination of the horny and the horrors
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I can't believe that I forgot to post this drawing I finished a week or so ago! This is a redraw of something I made as an assignment nearly 4 years ago back in high school.
The character on the left is Billie, she uses she/her pronouns. On the right is Panthie, they use they/them pronouns & are nonbinary! Alt text & old art under the read more
Alt text: A lesbian couple talking and laughing together on a grassy field, there is a night sky full of stars and two orbiting moons in the background. The shorter one is Billie, a frost wolf with white hair and yellow eyes. She is wearing a pink t-shirt with white arm warmers with black bands on the ends, holding a boba tea with a magenta straw. She is wearing magenta pants with pink and white sneakers that have yellow lace. Her tail is slightly curled, but away from her.
Panthie is a nonbinary feline beast with medium skin and black hair. They have light yellow eyes with a slit pupil. They have a green-white button-up with purple buttons worn on top of a purple turtleneck, and are wearing orange pants with black oxfords. Their tail is curled below their knee. They have a strawberry boba tea with an orange straw.
Now the old version from 2021! You can see the improvement compared to now.
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okay google, fuck this guys car
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Pipe expanding machine
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we cannot let cybertronians find out about truck nuts. there would be an epidemic.
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everyone dunking on that automated fleshlight sex toy needs to remember that disabled people get horny too ok 💜
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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Lobster Rodimus is my Shrimp Dip AU!
#other's works#I saw this and Rock Lobster by the B-52s came up in my head like a fucking sleeper agent#to be fair Rock Lobster is a bop
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Valveplug Transformers Challenge for Valentines ✨
Because there's already a Kiss challenge, so... 👀💦
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
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Sorry about not updating my valveplug fic involving my OC and Springer, I'm currently in the midst of both college and preparing for stuff involving my main account/streaming escapades. All I'm going to say is that Subi WILL end up sparked, and Springer will become not just a father, but a dad.
#endo's bullshit#also I plan on having some chapters be non-valveplug#specifically so that I can write the reactions of everyone when they find out a former Decepticon turned Autobot got knocked up by a Wrecker#it will be chaos#turbofox coding has its blurses will eventually... I just need to write it
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my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.
Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.
Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.
Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different.
Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.
Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty.
Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!
Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!
Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.
Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be.
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