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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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ugly ass bastard pokemon

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can you do a.....ariana cameo ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

day 12 - workout buddies

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happy bday emo bastard

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Been doing some traditional art recently so heres a rejuv drawing dump (plus a new rejuv oc)

if you look really closely you might be able to spot my favorite characters. maybe

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Who’s that pokemon??? I usually draw furries but sometimes I need to give my fav franchises some love. I LOVE pokemon. Whats your favourite? Maybe ill draw them x3

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billy from @endspace-robot ‘s AMAZING rejuv fanfiction “endogeny”

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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.

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me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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Truck guy is like a waffle house

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Moreeeee fusions!!! Plus a Reuniclus hoodie bc who doesn't wanna be snug like a jelly bean <3

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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Poorly drawn Reuniclus (also known as The Green One in my friend group) as a reward for doing good at orchestra contest today!!!!