Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.
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Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)
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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me
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“you fucking that old man?” until his hips fucking shatter, baby!
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just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together
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"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
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can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second
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thinking about season 3 again
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Anyone else freaking out over the Hannibal reunion happening in Chicago this April ಠ_ಠ
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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
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shut the fuck up (flirting)
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guy whos soooo haunted but very kissable about it
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what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?
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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater
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there is something wrong with me but together there could be something wrong with us <3
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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