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the fucking head turn

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Based on a conversation some of my friends had about Dipper and Mabel becoming warriors kids- I can't take credit for the idea or dialogue, but it WAS fun bringing it to life.

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rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

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This is only ONE CUBIC METRE of silt; can you imagine 100 million of these?

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charlotte. lottie. char. question. have you. ever heard a song before

there are many who have asked this

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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did you know amazon sells psychological torture devices

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DOES ANYONE HEAR ME

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Stickers seen around NYC in the days after cops opened fire in the NYC subway, shooting a fellow officer, two bystanders, and an alleged "fair evader" they were attempting to apprehend.

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

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im gonna be honest i think some of you just want to make fun of autistic people

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Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED

[enemywizard]

DON'T CALL HER THAT