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The idea friend bonding experience
would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time
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Humans and cats enjoying making buns out of each other
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It would at least incentivise them to preemptively make public transport better. Should also give them a budget...
each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.
to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch
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I can't decide whether the dog is using cat-knock-object-off-table or if the cat is using dog-chase-ball and I wouldn't change it a bit
No way 😃 this is awesome 👏🐱
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Is that the thriller font?!
I went to a book swap today and found a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" so I flipped it open and stg landed on this page

this book wins for least friendly main font
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I wouldn't trust you not to wait till I'm just by the door before closing it and driving off
would you trust me as your bus driver ?
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Hong Kong Phooey
more hero-sidekick duos were the sidekick is very clearly the only competent team member
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Hopefully he's not inbread
kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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ABAB (Assigned Berry At Bird)
that post about how waxwings are always photographed eating photogenic red berries ruined me. it’s all i can think about whenever i see another Waxwing Eating Berries photo. why do they only eat those berries why are they always conveniently in the berry tree in the first place do they never go anywhere else. do they have a sponsorship deal. what is Big Berry hiding from us
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He looks like he's flexing for the camera XD
hi can i see pics of your little baby son boy kitty cat please

God’s perfect idiot
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