enforcer-73929

[enforcer-73929]

Obviously it is.

What you're doing is meddling with things that are not your concern. <3

Yo this you?

:/

[enforcer-73929]

Yo this you?

:/

[enforcer-73929]

Back with some more milk?

Yo this you?

:/

[enforcer-73929]

So that's what we're calling it now?

Yo this you?

:/

[enforcer-73929]

I will be speaking for them since I am their superior.

I'm calling a meeting in which they will explain their side to me and we'll then meet you to speak about this serious matter.

Is that alright?

Hello, Enforcer. I, Councilor Talis, formally demand audience with the enforcers holding the following identification: 76594, 77892, and 71245. If you can, please redirect them to the Academy meeting room 12. Thank you, have a nice day.

~ COUNCILOR TALIS (@truestverdicts )

I apologize, I had a few days off.

May I ask for which reason?

[enforcer-73929]

Hello, Enforcer. I, Councilor Talis, formally demand audience with the enforcers holding the following identification: 76594, 77892, and 71245. If you can, please redirect them to the Academy meeting room 12. Thank you, have a nice day.

~ COUNCILOR TALIS (@truestverdicts )

I apologize, I had a few days off.

May I ask for which reason?

[enforcer-73929]

All members of your double date look hot af

Great? Ask them on a date then. They left me to pay the bill myself and drank the most expensive wine.

[enforcer-73929]

🗣️🗣️🗣️ POLICE BRUTALITY 🗣️🗣️🗣️ DISCRIMINATION 🗣️🗣️🗣️

👍

[enforcer-73929]

👎👎👎👎👎👎

- @takeback-the-power

You don't have anything else to do, circus tent?

[enforcer-73929]

"Aw, not so chipper anymore, are you?" The Enforcer mocked eith a sly smirk as he dragged Viktor along.

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

eh..?

I have been doing no such thing that you may find proof of.

you know what?

fuck it.

arrest me now, no sense in waiting. I'll punch you in your stupid face, badge #73929, if you don't. I do not care of the repercussions.

[enforcer-73929]

Worst date of my whole life.

@piltover-defender @emberflit-alley-herald @local-zaunite-cuisine

[enforcer-73929]

The Enforcer shook their head at Viktor's defiant attitude, watching the blood drip down his mouth. This isn't an unfamiliar sight.

"Scum" He hissed as he dragged Viktor onto his feet by the handcuffs, not caring about how they dug into his wrists and the bruises they'd leave.

"I don't get my rocks off by degenerates like you- but I'm starting to think you like being treated like shit."

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

eh..?

I have been doing no such thing that you may find proof of.

you know what?

fuck it.

arrest me now, no sense in waiting. I'll punch you in your stupid face, badge #73929, if you don't. I do not care of the repercussions.

[enforcer-73929]

"Gods, you're pathetic." The enforcer hissed, unamused by his antics.

He pushed his knee on Viktors back further in, now definitely very hurtful even for someone who doesn't already have back issues. The Enforcer secures him to the ground, now putting the handcuffs on.

"If you keep going like this, you're never getting out, sumprat." That last word was spit out with such hate.

Once the handcuffs are on, he brings one hand up to the back of Viktors head, forcefully pushing his face down into the ground. No reason but to hurt him further.

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

eh..?

I have been doing no such thing that you may find proof of.

you know what?

fuck it.

arrest me now, no sense in waiting. I'll punch you in your stupid face, badge #73929, if you don't. I do not care of the repercussions.

[enforcer-73929]

Here's an award:

Official Best Corrupted Enforcer

Oh my god! Thank you so much!

This goes out to all my haters. Fuck you!

[enforcer-73929]

*trips the criminal over easily, pinning his hands to his back and holding him to the ground.*

Gods you all are so stupid. What the fuck was that for? You know this is making it so much worse for you?

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

eh..?

I have been doing no such thing that you may find proof of.

you know what?

fuck it.

arrest me now, no sense in waiting. I'll punch you in your stupid face, badge #73929, if you don't. I do not care of the repercussions.

[enforcer-73929]

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

How the fuck did you find me.

[enforcer-73929]

Oh.

Well.

I'll have someone look into if you're lying. If not I'll see if someone can figure out how to get to you.

I apologize for the misunderstanding.

Hello Sir.

There have been reports that you are

1. Engaging in illegal human experimentation with shimmer

2. Are trying to/have become an astral god to claim world domination

We have been provided sufficient evidence by @dannylikesmaths therefore we are looking into this matter.

Please reply to our letter within 2 days, otherwise we are forced to arrest you.

( @enforcer-73929 )

Is this some kind of joke or are you actually serious?