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do any other enfps CONSTANTLY have music playing in their heads? just… nonstop?

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ENFP Care and Handling User Guide and Manual written by an ENFP

!! HANDLE WITH CARE !!

How to take care of your ENFP?

 if your ENFP seems exhausted and stressed, offer new experiences: ENFPs cannot handle routines for as long as the other types. living in the same routines everyday is literally lethal to us. it makes our foolish and vibrant features disappear. but when we have something new and exciting to do, it heals us very quick.

ENFP’s love to be in the center of attention: we need a looooot of attention. So you cannot never go wrong if you give us attention. it’s an easy way to make us satisfied.

you can’t ever compliment an ENFP too much: ENFPs take social relationships and situations way too seriously. we overthink a lot. if you compliment our personalities, for example, it takes a lot of social stress from our shoulders. sometimes we need clear validation that our presence is needed and appreciated. 

be as clear as possible when it comes to conflicts: we easily draw the wrong conclusions and overthink a lot - that’s just how our brains work. so the best thing you can do is be as clear and honest as you can. 

helping your ENFP to schedule: we suck at making accurate schedules. when they are needed, we might need help. making plans might feel trivial to the most of us because we prefer to live in the moment. 

 … but it’s also important for your ENFP to improvise: we get bored easily. we are natural idealists and improvisers. having too strict plans for a long period of time can be bad for us. we have to have a possibility for creative thinking to be happy.  

ENFP’s come with…

odd socks

several unfinished projects

topics to discuss that don’t make any sense

a lot of lOOVeeeEE

kind hearts

deep thoughts at 2am, but also 8 am, 1 pm, 6 pm, 11pm…

multiple friends

overthinking

messy desk

!! Warnings !!

your ENFP’s emotions can be too intense sometimes

sometimes your ENFP might act like a 5-year old

Your ENFP might just scream out of nowhere and you might never find out why

attention span similar to a puppy’s

finishing important projects and making schedules should never be your ENFP’s responsibility

be careful when judging your ENFP: we might seem superficial but in reality we crave deep connections

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reblog this w/ your type and your favorite tv show (or movie!)

i’ll go first:

enfp - the office

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the types as new years resolutions

start going to the gym (and failing) : ESFP, ISFJ

start going to the gym (and succeeding): ESTJ, ESTP

try new fad diet, go too far and end up in hospital: ENFP, ENTP

start keeping a dream journal: INFP, ISFP, INFJ

learn a new language: INTP, ENTJ

learn to play the violin: ISTP, ISTJ

start writing a book: ENFJ

start buying local produce at farmers markets: ESFJ

no resolution because resolutions are dumb: INTJ

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telling stories

enfp: and then i was like, actually barbara why don’t YOU go fuck yourself

anyone: omg did u actually say that

enfp: … no but i thought it

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enfp: *picks up ukulele, begins to play & sing*

entp: please… stop trying to be quirky

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enfp: oh my god this ice cream is so good i’m gonna…. uh… shoot myself in the foot!!!

everyone: whoa enfp let’s calm down, where did that even come from?

enfp: yeah i don’t know i just… started that sentence and had no idea where it was gonna go until it got there

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enfp, after a long silence: it’s weird how many people exist

esfp: have you been drinking?

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you know you’re an enfp when…

you have so many interests and random talents that you never bothered to master because you moved on to something else before you ever could finish

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the true story of an enfp trying to clean her room

*picks up 3 items of clothing off the floor*

*notices gift bag from christmas with a gift card in it*

*puts gift card away*

*finds $200 worth of forgotten gift cards from previous years*

*stumbles across pin that i got years ago*

*tries to take pin out of bag and immediately breaks it*

*hunts for hot glue gun for half an hour*

*finds old yearbook while searching for hot glue gun*

*nostalgically flips through pages*

*gets distracted by guitar and tries to write a song, fails miserably*

end time: 2am

room: still a mess

hot glue gun: mysteriously zapped out of existence

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(infj and enfp are waking outside and it’s really cold out)

enfp: are you okay?? you seem sad

infj: yeah i’m fine

infj: i’m just shivering on the inside

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enfp, out of nowhere: chinchillas. do you agree?

infj: uhh

infj: yes

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just enfp things: using too many exclamation points

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Honestly, I would say ENFP-INFJ would be the perfect couple :) I've always jived so well with INFJs :)

i must say i agree with that thoroughly

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enfp: …and that is why i think your roommate hates me

infj: come on he doesn’t HATE you. if anything, he’s just neutral

enfp: tHAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

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Easiest ways to spot an ENFP….

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infj: i was just thinking that—

infj: …

infj: ……

enfp: you were thinking what???

infj: what are you talking about

enfp: you just said “i was just thinking” and then stopped in the middle of the sentence dude what were you thinking

infj: oh shit did i really? yeah i have no clue what i was thinking