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platinum blond date everything dateables appreciation post (sofia isn’t here cause she isn’t as platinum as the rest lol)

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If he's from Jersey I wonder what his Wawa order is

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ok Mr Wick I see you ok ok

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had to be said methinks

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multiple blushy boys. kill them

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🕯🖤

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The proprietor of the Mystery Shack- Stan Pines- is no longer accepting questions!

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didja try unplugging it?…THEN PLUG IT BACK IN

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My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

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"Ted was talking about Charlotte during his monologue!"

"No, he was talking about Pete!"

Have you considered both. Have you considered he was talking about both of them. Have you considered that he was already spiraling over the fact that one of the two people he truly loved was lying dead in front of him and then smacked in the face with the realization that the other person was probably dead too. Have you considered that.

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Shoutout to the fact that starkid included Ted’s death in the trailer continuing the trend of ted dying every time he appears!

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more bill woodward love PLEASE he's so underrated and corey's performance as him is so underrated i barely see people talking about bill... THE WOODWARDS GOT ONE OF THE FIRST NIGHTMARE TIME EPISODES AND THE FIRST MENTION OF NIGHTMARE TIME!!!!! i know i'm going on a tangeant here but like. blinky put alice and bill under his spell and bill broke out of it once he realized his daughter was having a panic attack lets think okay !!!!

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I just screamed

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i came to an awful realisation…

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I cooked super hard