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why hasn’t naruto done anything about global warming

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you make me want sleepy nights, warm cups of tea, rainy days, and soft kisses.

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deleting my zero note posts like a Victorian family locking their problem child in the attic to save face in polite society 

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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

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i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

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i’m pretty sure at this point if someone held me tenderly id just black out

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i havent had a crush on anyone irl in such a long time i cant tell if it’s a blessing and im at #peace or im just dead inside

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teachers who are like well I don’t accept late work deserve death.

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men dressing sluttier does nothing for me bc i’m a lesbian but i still strongly support it bc bi women deserve good things

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HEY.

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what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

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when i’m doing a quiz and they ask the song lyric question but they don’t include an “i don’t want to read all this” option so i’m forced to choose one at random and jeopardise the accuracy of my results

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When you and your siblings become adults and start reflecting on how fucked up your parents were

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i am once again asking liberals to extend the criticism they had of trump to the united states as a whole