engineer-donella

[engineer-donella]

Don’t get blackout drunk and die… I’ll be keeping a close eye on you from now on.

A gay water a day keeps the therapy away!

Drink up!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Perfect! *chugs gallons of gay water*

[engineer-donella]

FUCK OFF ANON BEFORE I SHOVE CYRUS’ BATTLE AXE UP YOUR ASS.

Hello it is I, your mother! I have come to tell you that even though I have died (perchance cause your sister killed me cause she had enough of your crying dumbahh) I still love you with all my heart (most of the time) ,keep going and enjoying life my little fag!

-Ur Mom

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DONNIE!!!! ( @engineer-donella)

[engineer-donella]

Your son crashed my ice cream party and drank all the cherry gay water probably stole ice cream and Mac cheese too😔😔

You’re joking.

…

Right?

…

HUGOOOO?!?

[engineer-donella]

*angry mama bear mode activates*

Alright now listen up, Anon. You stay away from my son, and don’t even mention Callisto’s name to him ever again. If you do, I swear to the gods I will track your web address and send my entire mafia after you.

Those are lies you made up on the spot. You don’t know the whole story and you never will. So stay out of it, otherwise I’ll make you.

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It’s okay Hugo, it’s okay. That Anon is just a no good liar.

Hugoooooo it's me...your sister.... *i say in a ghosty voice*

Plot twist I had enough of your dumbahh crying so I killed our parents and dropped you off at the orphanage, then ran away to a spa🫶🫶🫶

-Callisto

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@engineer-donella, I'm sad now this hurt me momma

[engineer-donella]

How in the seven hells did you survive raising Hugo?! Sounds like a nightmare

As a child he was good, very obedient and observant, which I really liked about him.

His teen years were… interesting, to say the least. Luckily I had Cyrus to deal with Hugo when he was getting on my nerves.

[engineer-donella]

That’s what I thought. Now go outside.

2000 posts.... FUCKJNG ANONS!!!!

[engineer-donella]

If you’re working you shouldn’t be on tumblr. Do I need to take your phone and laptop away?

2000 posts.... FUCKJNG ANONS!!!!

[engineer-donella]

HUGO NO. WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT?!

Also, @queen-raps, may I attend the cheese party just to spite my loser son?

I forgot how awesome mac and cheese is, next time @glamgenefitzherbert and @blondebitch7k leave the castle I swear I'm gonna have the biggest cheese party ever

[engineer-donella]

You’re chronically online, Hugo. Get out of the lab and go outside.

2000 posts.... FUCKJNG ANONS!!!!

[engineer-donella]

I need you to hear me out on this alright...

...You...

I’m hearing you out. Everyone knows I’m the baddest bitch in town. Possibly badder than @blondebitch7k.

[engineer-donella]

You're very scary and formidable. I love that so much

You're so beautiful (so anyways...)

Oh… Um, thank you.

[engineer-donella]

Hugo claims to have never attempted to bite a stapler... Can you confirm or deny this statement?

Excuse me, bite a stapler?

Not that I know of, but it sounds like something that idiot would do.

@blondebitch7k, enlighten us. Have you attempted to bite a stapler? And don’t even try to lie.

[engineer-donella]

Dogs or cats?

Dogs are loyal and obedient, making them the perfect pet. Cats do whatever they please, and that doesn’t work for me. And anyway, I’m allergic to cats, so dogs all the way.

[engineer-donella]

Did you ever hurt anyone else you trained or was Hugo just kinda special?

I haven’t really had the opportunity to talk to any of my other employees like that since the library incident. Most of them left and probably never want to see me again after that. But If I had to guess, I’d say yes, but none as badly as Hugo.

[engineer-donella]

The gay idiot is at it again, this time with rainbow ice cream

Gods when do I ever get a break?

HUGO!

[engineer-donella]

First of all, I look gorgeous (as always.)

Second, yes that’s accurate, sorry Hugo.

How accurate is this drawing 😔🙏

@engineer-donella looks great BUT EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU??!?! BITCH ISTTM-

[engineer-donella]

I highly doubt they’re your biological mother. And even if they were, showing up like that and disappearing is an irresponsible thing to do.

Hugo, I am your bio mother

*disappears*

um... @engineer-donella? I don't believe them and I kinda just wanna see your reaction lol