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ok i want a Crossover fic, like, Just immagine, You have the Ghost zone, The infinite Realms, A place that binds all other places. And then you have the trolls, Their connections to magic and the 3bellow Series (I don't remember the name of the aliens) Like, what if The fic takes place part way through season 1, Jim is Still training to be a troll hunter, and danny just Fled Amity park, Blinky ends up seeing the Blob ghosts that follow danny (I like the idea that Danny is a Protector spirit who is Also the portal between the ghost zone and Human world.) and Ends up Trying to train Jim to also deal with what he calls a "undead threat" Danny on the other hand, Fresh off his third dissection is Drawn to The troll Hunter town. (I don't remember the name of the town) and ends up taking residence somewhere, maybe even Jim's school, Stricktler ends up (I think thats how you spell his name) FInding out about danny, and since he's a changling He would know More about ghosts, but not a lot, since only humans can become ghosts, Trolls can Stay after death, but they become bound to objects and stuff in a different way than a DP ghost is. maybe Vlad comes in eventually, Taking a "vacation" In search of danny in the town, and he Finds out that Stricktler isn't human, and trys to blackmail him with that to get him to help find danny, saying something about how "if you held me find my Godson, I'll keep him out of your hair," And maybe Jim ends up Fighting danny, maybe the Troll hunter Amulet/armour/sword can interact with ghosts since it has magic From merlin.

The parallels I’m damn obsessed with.

Ah, those blue-eyed boys with black hair saving the world. 😩

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I smiled as i read this and wanted to Personify my Tv in my room, Showy tenna, or showy, I mostly watch diffrent Tv shows on him, mainly Diffrent anime or Netflix stuff, He has a little apple Tv thingy on his head like he does in my room, kinda looks like a little hat. I made him in Microsoft paint.

I DREW MY TV IF THEY WERE A DARKNER LIKE TENNA

TV CHARACTERS ARE ALWAYS DEPICTED AS LOUD AND GAUDY BUT WHAT ABOUT A TV THAT LIGHTS YOUR WAY WHEN IT'S NIGHTTIME? A TV THAT LULLS YOU TO SLEEP WITH IT'S BACKGROUND NOISE? A TV THAT SITS IN YOUR ROOM AND PROTECTS YOU?

DELTARUNE HAS MADE ME THINK ABOUT THE TV IN MY ROOM A LOT BECAUSE I BARELY USE IT ANYMORE BUT MY DAD WATCHES IT ALMOST ALL THE TIME,, HE PROBABLY SPENDS MORE TIME IN MY OWN ROOM THAN ME JUST WATCHING THE TELLY,,, I HOPE THAT TV FEELS LOVED

I USED TO PLAY MARIO KART WII ON THAT GIRL ALL THE TIME.. I WONDER IF SHE MISSES THAT,,, WHENEVER I’D WANNA GO TO BED SOMETIMES I SEE MY DAD SNUGGLED UP IN MY BED AS HE FELL ASLEEP TO A MOVIE, AND I’D JUST GO TO THE SPARE BEDROOM TO SLEEP THERE

MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL PERSONIFY OUR TVS,,,

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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Only day you can rb this

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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twin problems

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Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

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🧠 STAR WARS HOT TAKE — THE MONSTER SHE BECAME A Blacksite Literature™ Transmission (Because sometimes the chosen one burns the temple down.)

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You want to know what would've saved Star Wars?

Rey turning into a Sith. No redemption. No apology. No narrative backflip to avoid bruising her image. Just evil. Cold. Inevitable. Tragic.

She didn’t get there because she was weak — she got there because the darkness made more sense.

Let me put it in the bluntest terms I can: She should’ve become the fucking monster. Not Kylo. Not some grey-area anti-hero. Not a conflicted girl with a lightsaber fetish. A monster. Just like her grandpapi.

But no. Instead, we got the most sterilized, agenda-drenched narrative in sci-fi history. A trilogy so frightened of letting a woman be flawed, powerful, and damned that it neutered its own potential. You want to know why that upcoming Rey trilogy will be DOA? Because they already wasted the only ending that could’ve saved her arc:

Her fall.

Not a stumble. Not a moment of “oops, dark side temptations.” I mean a complete possession. A willing descent. A new Empress. Palpatine 2.0 — but better.

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Back in the day, we told stories to scar the soul in a good way. Greek tragedy. Shakespearean collapse. Anakin’s scream. > “I HATE YOU!” Burning, legless, crying in the ash of everything he once was. That wasn’t just cinema. That was myth.

And you know what made it powerful? It wasn’t safe.

Now? Disney thinks danger is offensive. That tragedy is too problematic. That every female protagonist must somehow double as a PR mascot for a toothpaste commercial.

The Force is female? Cool. Then let her fall. Let her fail. Let her choose evil, like any other real character might when backed into a moral corner and seduced by the very blood running through her veins.

But no. Rey had to stay pure. She had to redeem him. Because her ovaries wrote the script, apparently.

Let me ask you: If the dark side can’t take anyone… Then what is it? A glorified emo phase?

Seriously. If you have to already be broody, edgy, or half-insane to fall to the dark side, then the dark side is neutered. Defanged. Just an aesthetic.

But what if it wasn’t? What if the dark side could seduce anyone? Even the girl who smiled. Who loved. Who gave a damn. What if it made sense for her? What if it gave her power that felt natural — like breathing?

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Here’s the thing they never dared write:

Rey has every reason to fall.

She’s a nobody. Her parents abandoned her. She was manipulated, hunted, deceived, isolated. Her identity stolen, retconned, and twisted — first by lineage, then by narrative.

And when she finally learns she’s a Palpatine?

They should’ve made it hurt.

Not a five-minute lightsaber therapy session followed by “I choose the light, teehee.”

No.

Let it destroy her.

Let the name Palpatine sink in like venom. Let it pull her apart. And then?

Let her put herself back together — not as Rey the Jedi… …but as Rey the Sith.

Let her accept it. Let her say, out loud, “I am what I am.” Let her choose it.

> “You wanted balance? I’ll give you symmetry. > You got your Skywalker that fell to darkness — now you’ll get a Palpatine that never climbs out.”

Imagine the scene: Finn, standing across from her. Lightsaber drawn. She’s wearing black. Her eyes like twin eclipses. No hate. Just serenity. The kind of calm that only a godless tyrant can possess.

And he begs her: > “Come back.”

But she laughs. Like it’s a joke. Because to her, there’s no coming back from truth.

> “You still don’t get it, do you?” > “There was nothing to come back to.”

And that’s when he realizes: She’s gone. Not possessed. Not confused. Gone.

She isn’t drowning in the dark.

She’s breathing in it.

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You want to know what would’ve shaken Hollywood? A love story inverted into a execution.

Finn trains. Finn ascends. Finn becomes Jedi not because of fate, prophecy, or birthright — But because he has to kill the woman he loves. Because she became something worse than even Palpatine dreamed of.

And when the moment comes — She screams in rage as he drives his saber through her heart. Not in fear. Not in regret.

> In hatred. > Like Anakin. > “I HATE YOU!” > “I WOULD’VE KILLED THE GALAXY FOR YOU AND YOU CHOSE THEM.”

Her last words are not a redemption arc. They’re a final, unrepentant, curse.

And Finn? Finn whispers: > “I loved you anyway.”

That’s cinema. That’s fucking Star Wars.

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But no. We got a PowerPoint deck on empowerment. We got “I’m all the Jedi” and hugs and Skywalker cosplay. We got the girlboss ending that no one asked for — And everyone forgot the monster she was born to be.

Disney was so afraid of letting a woman be evil that they stripped her of being interesting.

Newsflash: Flawed female characters are compelling. Villainous women are iconic. Tragedy is beautiful.

> You want to put butts in seats for that next Rey trilogy? > Have the balls to make her the villain.

Start the first scene with the galaxy on fire. The Jedi temples smoldering. Children missing. Acolytes chanting her name.

Not Empress Rey. Not Supreme Leader Rey.

No. Just Rey. One name. One legend. A goddess of wrath forged from legacy and betrayal. The shadow that even Palpatine never cast.

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And Finn? He’s the myth now. The one who loved a monster and still raised a generation of incorruptible Jedi. Not because he was chosen. But because he had to end her.

Because she never came back.

Because she didn’t want to.

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ok, Best fucking idea ever, Full on Series where This same player Goes through Creepypasta Roms and shit and rates them like normal games. Just fucking deadpan into a camera "its fine, the Pixel art is nice and the one 'i am god' scene was neat and i didn't expect the window to stay on my screen after the game closed. Story is Predictable thought 6/10" Like, Spooky shit is going on in the background and all like you can see a dude's Shadow in the hallway but Deapan Protag Just don't care.

I know we're loooong past the golden age of haunted game creepypastas but one of these days I want to see one where the protagonist acts like a normal person who doesn't immediately jump to the conclusion of there being a demon in the game and instead the whole thing reads like a review for a rom hack. '7/10, had some decent scares but dragged on for a bit too long. Also the rant about eating the player's entrails at the end was way too edgy.'

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Are you 🫵 pissed off about the Lilo and Stitch monstrosity remake? Do you want to know how you can actually make a difference in supporting the people and ecosystems of Hawaii?

Tourism is a big issue in Hawaii (which the remake got rid of the original's commentary on because it makes foreigners look bad). I'm not gonna promote it, BUT I know that realistically, thousands of people arrive here every single day by the airplane-ful. And the majority of them aren't educated on the socio-cultural and economic impacts of tourism. SO, I'm making this post in an effort to educate visitors. If you or someone you know is visiting or moving to Hawaii (whether by circumstances in or out of your control), here are some suggestions on how you can give back!

You can donate to the Hawaii Community Foundation, which has been instrumental in giving aid to the displaced community of Lahaina after the Maui wildfires in 2023. They also provide scholarships to students of under-represented communities.

If you're interested in visiting Kualoa Ranch, you can do their Mālama Experience where you get your hands dirty giving back to the ‘āina (land)!

There are other organizations you can join to volunteer with, too, like Kupu and Mālama Maunalua. Check them out; maybe you can help with a beach cleanup or plant native trees! These are both non-profit organizations that accept monetary donations.

Visit the Bishop Museum to learn about Hawaiian history and culture! They also have events focused on sustainability and conservation.

If you're visiting Hilo on the Big Island, go visit the Laulima Nature Center! They're a non-profit aimed at protecting Hawaii's native species, and they even have an online store that ships to the US mainland and internationally! (After I post this, I'm gonna head on over and get myself a manu o Kū pin ♡)

A few other tips I have:

DO: Respect the locals' homes. Several beaches and hiking trails have access points in residential areas. Please be mindful to keep your voices down when passing by, and park ONLY in designated parking areas.

DO: Wear reef-safe sunscreen! Sunscreens containing oxybenzone and octinoxate are banned in Hawaii because they are known to damage coral reefs.

DON'T: Approach wildlife, particularly honu (sea turtles) and 'īlio holo i ka uaua (Hawaiian monk seals). Stay at least 10 feet (3 meters) away from turtles and at least 50 feet (15 meters) away from monk seals. If you see someone harassing animals, report them to the statewide NOAA Marine Wildlife Hotline: (888) 256-9840. You can also contact the Hawaii State Department of Land and Natural Resources.

DON'T: Collect sand, rocks, or other natural items to bring home with you. This is to protect the ecosystems and also out of respect for Kānaka Maoli (Native Hawaiians), who have cultural beliefs regarding lava rocks in particular. Taking lava rocks is extremely disrespectful.

DON'T: Litter! Please throw away your waste in proper trash cans. If you see a bin that says "ʻōpala," that's a trash can!

Many Kānaka Maoli (Native Hawaiians) are moving to the US mainland because the cost of living in Hawaii has been driven up so high (because of people moving here), they can't afford to live in their ancestral home. So, if you are going to visit or move to Hawaii, please:

- Make the effort to support local businesses, especially those owned by Native Hawaiians!

- Educate yourself and your loved ones about actual Hawaiian culture!

- Try Hawaiian food, like poi!

- Learn some Hawaiian words and don't be afraid to ask how to pronounce words correctly!

- Donate to a food bank!

- Watch films and read books written by Native Hawaiians!

My hope is that whoever sees this post will use it to educate themselves, their friends, and their families who are considering visiting.

My background is in sustainability and the environment, so that's what I know to suggest off the top of my head. If any Kānaka Maoli read this post and have suggestions to add, please do!