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When the signs wake up

Aries: 9:00 Taurus: 11:30 Gemini: 9:30 Cancer: 12:30 Leo: 11:00 Virgo: 10:00 Libra: 10:30 Scorpio: 10:00 Sagittarius: 8:00 Capricorn: 11:00 Aquarius: 1:00 Pisces: 12:00

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5 minutes after starting homework

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“BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS”

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If I make a post and reblog it myself 10000 times will it still count as being a popular post

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Healthcare in the US

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they r deffo grey

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person: are you okay?

me, digging my own grave: what makes you say that

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I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

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when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

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I hope you find someone who doesn’t make you sad at night and someone who reminds you how much they love you every day and who laughs at your jokes and wants to listen to your music and who genuinely what’s to be with you and doesn’t make you second guess their love for you. I really hope you find that. Because you deserve that.

May 4th, 2015 - don’t settle for less (via goldenli3s)

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A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

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I like clingy. I like when someone purposely grabs my hand to show other people I’m theirs. I like that when something exciting happens during the day, I’m the first person you want to tell. I like coming back to an “I miss you” text message when I’m in class or taking a nap. I like that random call at one in the morning just because you wanted to hear my voice. I little gestures that show I’m important, and you enjoy having me in your life.

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★ Phan Vines ★

Viner: wutphan

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I deleted this zodiac post because it said I was one of the least lucky signs in 2016 and that is motherfucking shit guys, make ur own luck cause I know for damn sure I ain't having no more of this 2015 shit next year.

Most To Least Luckiest Signs In 2016

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the whole “why do girls travel in packs when they go to the bathroom lol” joke gets a lot less funny when you realize that it’s because we’ve had it etched and engraved into our minds since our parents first started dropping us off at the movies or at the mall that we absolutely always need to stick together with our girlfriends no matter what, even when we go to the bathroom, because the bigger the group we were in, the smaller the chances were of us being harassed or abducted by creepy older men in public.