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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>
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I was going to replace the word ‘hat’ with something else, but this is honestly way funnier
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idk about you all but the horrors at the lowest depths of the ocean are completely within my comprehension. it's just some weird fish with sharp teeth or like, a big squid or whatever. maybe some huge sea bug. why is this so existentially terrifying to you all
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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hey check this out- *beams a live feed of a yet undiscovered species of deep sea creature directly into your mind*
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#its a flattened dragon squishmallow my dogs use as a spare bed#it was mine but my elderly dog claimed it so its his now#so its not doing so well
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My puppy fought a bee but she lost (got stung)
#tashi bumbles#*sigh* i dont even know how she found a bee this late (it was at 12am)#bee got her on her lip but 2 hrs later and its only a tiny bump so i think it just grazed her#all because she wanted to chomp on it#the only thing i find amusing about it is because her name is Mew (short for Bartholomew) i can say Mew battled a Beedrill hehe#aside from monitoring her i was hoping she'd stop chasing bugs but alas#she acted completely fine and proceeded to chase another one outside#shes an odd one
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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations
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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
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being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time
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love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
#my elderly dogs strut past me because they mean business (knowing where and who to ask for snacks)#my puppy zooms past me and all i see is an after image because shes eating something shes not supposed to
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