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[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

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30 Day Challenge: Monster Boys

Day 13: Centaur

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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Seeing Human Death gave me a brilliant tought:

Albino Human War.

Someone wants to get a glass of water during the night and they end up seeing their tower of a brother trying to get a glass of water too, but he does end up looking like a cryptid mf in the night.

Now albino human!War is plaguing my brain, thanks Definitely filing him away for later because damn = -=

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AIPAC LOST TONIGHT.

aipac did everything to tear this man down. and he fucking won against all fucking odds. he was polling under 1% a few months ago. A MUSLIM SOCIALIST WON THE FUCKING PRIMARY TONIGHT!! A MAN WHO OPENLY REJECTS ZIONISM WON TONIGHT! A MAN WHO YELLS FREE PALESTINE WITH ALL HIS FUCKING BREATH WON TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've been playing a lot of Dragon Quest lately, and seeing Far, Anino and Ilaw together makes me think they'd make a decent team! Tank, Healer, and Mage

I don’t know Dragon Quest but I do know those classes and damn anon you are so right

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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a small recreation of what happened yesterday before I went to bed (a comic)

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”