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I’m so intrigued by the tags you left on my post.

You were so real for saying that you feel like you’re the only correct person, I also feel that I am the only correct person and even MatPat is wrong. I fear I may be bad at expressing my thoughts in a regular way, that was literally just my roundabout way of completely agreeing with you <3 (In case you were curious here’s my response the a prev anon asked about my MatPat beef)

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I want to know everything about your dislike of matpat this fascinates me this is more interesting than my birth

What gave you the idea I dislike him? Was it the “He can suck my dick; I need him tied up in my basement” thing? That was sort of hyperbolic, I don’t really have any problems with the guy.

Obviously he’s wrong about a couple of FNaF things, everyone (except me) is, the biggest one I can think of is that he’s a proponent of the “William killed five more kids” thing that I tend to not be fond of, and he just makes stuff sometimes that everyone takes as fact because he’s MatPat.

I will gain a genuine hatred for that stupid bitch though, just for you <3

Story time!

When I was younger, I was really into that YouTube original show “Escape the Night” and MatPat was in season 3 (+4 but not as much) and he was dressed like this the whole time and he was certainly something

Also he gets revived at one point he’s so William Afton coded

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I joke about knowing FNaF better than anyone but the truth is I have probably thought harder about it than anyone at Steel Wool ever. G*me Th**ry has nothing on me. I know this is unsolvable, but I found everything that could be solved and made something worthwhile for myself

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Got my hands on The Week Before, so be prepared for a full analysis later but for now my biggest take-away is just that they’re so mean to Jeremy Fitzgerald??? Like a guy had his brain taken out by one of the characters and Phone Guy is like “I wonder what he did to provoke it? If you ask me the whole thing was blown way out of proportion.” Like why are you blaming him????

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This is my son! I got him from a blind bag, he was like $8 and I hate him more than anything in the world! If something happened to him I would end up on the news!

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Michael is my favorite mentally unstable king

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Everyone go vote FNaF. Do it for me.

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My FNaF proposal is that Michael couldn’t take jobs under his real name, not because he was an Afton and they wouldn’t have taken him, but because he was legally considered dead (bc of Sister Location, he just vanished and his blood was all over the place so that’s a pretty good indication) so if he tried to use his real name they would immediately flag it as fraud and deny the application.

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My FNaF fandom confession is that this is what my filtered tag list looks like:

DCA fans, please don’t take this personally, I’m sure you’re very cool, but you have a whole different fandom going on over there why are you in the FNaF tag

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I don’t know why but for some reason like maybe 10% of the Elizabeth fanart I see makes me uncomfortable. Not always in a way that’s obvious but please just draw her like an actual child.

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the funeral

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I can’t consume fan content at all because I get too mad that they’re wrong about the lore

I think this hyperfixation has taken the biggest toll on my mental wellbeing

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Yeah okay I love FNaF 1 as much as the next guy but have we considered that it’s now gotten two spin-off books (Logbook and The Week Before) and a majority of the movie also revolves around FNaF 1 related stuff which is really cool but…

Have we considered a FNaF 2 or 3 centric spin-off? Pleaseeeeee I’m on my hands and knees begging for a single scrap of personality for Jeremy Fitzgerald. A little hint as to if Fritz Smith is Michael Afton or not. A teensy bit of insight on what Phone Dude’s deal is, if he’s got some connection to the franchise or if he’s just some fucking kid who wasn’t even alive when all the 80s stuff went down.

And I might end up hating what we get and completely disregarding it but I’m still really desperate anyway. Pleaseeeee

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I’m so serious when I say that Scott Cawthon could make billions and crash the economy if he released merch that was just high-quality masks of the original four animatronics bc I know billions of people would cosplay as The Bite of ‘83

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Draw FNaF fanart

ok 👍

pony springtrap

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I am NEVER calling him DAVID! That bitch is EVAN to me!

(I am extremely resistant to change)