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puppy <3

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Mammoney the Avatar of Greed 🌟

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Dumb 4nakt

(c) Yuu_SmV on twitter (me)

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yay

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stupids

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The real face

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this is them to me

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Jock Ivan

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Vil: *came across an online article featuring photos of him and MC from when they went on a friendly date*

Vil: *looks displeased by all the nasty comments, especially those calling MC a wannabe*

Vil: ...

Vil: Maybe it’s fortunate they don’t have a social media account.

*Just then, he receives a call from his manager.*

Vil: Hello?

Sebek: ***********!

MC: *******!

Silver: They're fighting again...

Lilia: *chuckles*

Malleus: **********

Malleus: *smiling*

Sebek and MC: *went quiet*

Lilia: Great job, Malleus.

"Hey! Look! Isn't that the person who went on a date with Vil Schoenheit?"

"Are you sure something is going on between them? Their face is just ordinary."

"If this is Vil's standard, maybe he'll date me too! *giggles*"

Malleus, Lilia, Silver, and Sebek: ...

Sebek: HUMANS! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK RUDELY ABOUT SOMEONE?!

MC: ********

Sebek: ************!

MC: !!!

Lilia: ...

Lilia: *********

MC and Sebek: ...

Silver: Are we going back?

Malleus: Yes—before everyone loses their patience.

Silver: ...

MC: ...

Vil: ...

Vil: I heard from Malleus that my fans were rude to you.

MC: ...

MC: It's okay... Commonly happen. Right?

Vil: ...

Vil: *smiles* You're very understanding.

MC: ...

MC: No?

Vil: *chuckles* Though you're not good at accepting compliments.

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more posts yippeeee

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MC: I don’t get why you all hate being short—don’t you know our height is a blessing?

Epel and Riddle: ...

Epel: Yeah, we're not buying that.

MC: *rolls their eyes* Look at all these tall people.

MC: They shield us from the sun.

Epel: ...

Epel: *laughs*

Riddle: Prefect, that is completely rude.

MC: No, it's not. It's called commensalism.

Riddle: ...

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I'll drown in you consume me

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Levi and his tub 😂😭🙏 also I love the new outfits! Lucifer would SO lounge in a satin robe

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Leviathan waved the screen of his DDD in front of your face. He had finally achieved an impressive full rhythm combo in extreme hell mode. Twinkling particle effects and triumphant background music accompanied this feat.

"It was only a matter of time," he gloated. "I knew if I kept at it, I'd get the perfect combo eventually. I actually have, like, really good reflexes, you know? Probably some of the best in existence. They didn't promote me to admiral for noth-- aah!!"

The boasting was interrupted when Beelzebub walked up and swatted him in the forehead. While Beelzebub looked calm, a flood of emotions washed over Leviathan's face. Hurt, betrayal, anger, panic, and above all, confusion.

"What was that for!?" he yelled, rubbing at the red bump just starting to swell under his bangs.

"I was testing your reflexes," Beelzebub said. "You said they were fast."

Leviathan scoffed. "Well, I wasn't ready! I was too distracted by my full combo to really notice... A-anyway! I know I favor RPGs, but just so you know, I'm also pretty high ranking when it comes to FPS games. So I know I can handle-"

Beelzebub smacked his brother in the shoulder. Straight-on, in full view. Leviathan did not dodge. He stayed completely still and only moved once the blow had already striked his shoulder. He stared at his younger brother in disapproval with wide eyes and a deep frown.

"Beel. What gives?"

"Levi, your reflexes suck," Beelzebub observed.

Leviathan growled, "I just wasn't in the zone, ok!? If you had gotten a full combo on extreme hell mode, I know you'd be open to attacks, too!"

"No, I'm pretty sure you just suck. My reflexes are way better."

"Please don't fight," you sighed. "You both have great reflexes for different situations."

"Mine are better," Beelzebub said at the same time Leviathan insisted, "Mine are the best!"

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MC: *whenever they have a disagreement with Diavolo, they switch to “attendant mode” and act completely professional toward him*

MC: Is there anything else I can assist you with, my lord?

Diavolo: Love—

MC: Yes, my lord?

Diavolo: ...

Lucifer and Barbatos: ...

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: *sad puppy eyes* My love...

MC: If there’s nothing more, my lord, I’ll excuse myself. *walks away*

Lucifer and Barbatos: ...

Lucifer: What is it this time?

Barbatos: *chuckles* Nothing serious.

Lucifer: ...You're enjoying this.

Barbatos: I miss seeing them in their attendant uniform.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Same.

Diavolo: *frowns*