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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Never buying second hand Manga ever again 🙏

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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“the gang gets wes anderson”