enotji

[enotji]

the biden administration has just announced they're changing the national bird from the eagle to a dragon with fucking massive tits

[enotji]

Greatest website of all time I hope it survives forever

[enotji]

[enotji]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[enotji]

damm… this s*hit is better than jerking off, smoking weed, drunk driving, gambling, jerking off, … AND vaping 😍

[enotji]

the fact that the bullet only graced trump's ear... they were meant for eachother... but by a tragic twist of fate they shall never meet again... all whilst wrapped up in circumstances larger than them...... this too, is yuri

[enotji]

i want Greek Guy addicted to Reggaeton and Latin American Culture!!

[enotji]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[enotji]

[enotji]

[enotji]

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

[enotji]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[enotji]

[enotji]

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

[enotji]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[enotji]

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

[enotji]

Need to get overstimulated and go nonverbal in the top golf parking lot