enoughslices

[enoughslices]

But the numbers don’t lie. It sounds like barely anyone bought tickets. That’s embarrassing for you all to be part of a fandom that’s basically nonexistent.

It's embarrassing for you to spend all your time harassing people you're obsessed with in a fandom you claim not to even enjoy. We're having fun. You're just sitting in your hateful little cave with your fingers crossed for bad news so you can type out your cringe little messages about how we shouldn't be enjoying ourselves because you're incapable of happiness.

Here's some bad news for you: if TXF has one fan, I'm still alive. And I promise I'll outlive you :)

[enoughslices]

I contemplated for a second that David Duchovny might have Chris Carter as a guest on his podcast about failure. Then I realized CC has that insane, delusional white man confidence that even if DD straight up asked if he considered certain creative decisions along the way in TXF failures (like idk, the whole William thing, the breakup, the lack of a show bible, IWTB as a whole), CC would just be like "nope!" And DD would be like "ok...this episode was sponsored by Blue Apron." and then it would just end. shortest podcast episode ever.

[enoughslices]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[enoughslices]

THE X-FILES | 3.22

[enoughslices]

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

[enoughslices]

You do realize they're only together because they're "perfect opposites" or whatever and they only stay with each other because they're so perfect for each other. That's what you all call the greatest love story of all time? Yikes.

oh love is dead anon you are slippin bc bb I gotta say: that makes no sense.

anywaysssss mama I made it!! 🏆 I've been waiting a long time for this moment. I'd like to thank @leiascully, @muldersfingers, and @calimanc for helping me run the server, I adore you three. and Cali, if you're still up, it's time for bed love turn off the tv. I'd also like to thank @sagan-starstuff for telling me to go to the ER that one time, and @laurencem for making me a blinkie and for stalking that watch duty app to make sure that I was still good when CA was on fire.

thank you to @illaisland for sending me little paper boats when anth*m stole my boat birthday party. oh and I must thank @graciehart and @xf-cases-solved for being up late w me for west coastie hours. and thank you to @numinousmysteries for saying the funniest shit on the daily and to @thefinestmuffins for finding us that script this morning.

@libbytxf, @thatfragilecapricorn30, @catharsisxf, @randomfoggytiger, @spooky-jordan, love y'all, couldn't have made it here without you.

thank you all for believing in me. I truly could not have done it without each of you (and all the other pals that have contributed to this moment)

💕

[enoughslices]

yea well i’m possessed and it’s yours

[enoughslices]

Hi friend, I just noticed that the Kimmel interview gave us two kisses!!!

@korydc I’ve seen this interview a million times and I can’t believe this! That’s mind blowing and somehow tops their already unhinged behavior. Thank you for sharing!

*edit* forgot to say thank you for sharing because my mind was still trying to process this.

[enoughslices]

mulder says happy pride month, go look at some boobs with your favourite co-worker!! 🌈✨🌈

[enoughslices]

[enoughslices]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[enoughslices]

Four stamps from a series on native flora, Romania, 1959

[enoughslices]

dana scully may be the girl of all time

[enoughslices]

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

[enoughslices]

tumblr i have to inform you i just finished txf and i loved it so much yet i would never recommend it even to my worst enemy

[enoughslices]

THE X-FILES 2.04 — "Sleepless"

TIPS FOR WORKING WITH SCULLY & MULDER #1: don't. just show yourself out.

[enoughslices]

as someone who reads xfiles/msr fanfiction

i dont know what POANG Pals means