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need her for something?

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

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oh god well i wish i could but idk how to leave or enter without the vents either youd have to ask evil annie or evil shirley

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

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yeah now im definitely not telling you

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[enquire-evil-winger]

*raising eyebrow* why do you want to know?

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

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you live here now

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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*imagine that im holding a glass of beer and sitting in a cunty fashion*

yes... cant wait for the fun.. and the booze

my eeeeeevil comrades….. are you ready for The Reckoning? it approaches faster by the dayyyy………

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Don’t worry nothing bad will happen to the school, in fact I have quite a few ideas on improving it

@enquire-evil-winger here, i have a plan for greendale but i need your help.

oh, hello

jeffrey

as long as it doesn't affect the school im here for u😜

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suprised other me looks so good

You guys have been a little... hormonal... when it comes to me lately, so here's a little something.

YOU PERVERTS.

okay, fine, take this

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Potentially

how weird would us sleeping together be?

-@enquire-evil-winger

What kind of question is that. Are you interested?

[enquire-evil-winger]

ughh whatever i need a drink

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[enquire-evil-winger]

what *evil smile*

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[enquire-evil-winger]

what can i say i like them young ~

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

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I don’t her like she’s overly emotional. I’m with my Annie.

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

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you still cheated on your jeff

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

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mmmmm i feel like thats still a dumb idea

Well, well, well.

It seems as if a certain kitty cat has gone missing.

@askingrayla-leone @askingtroybarnes @ask-vanessa-wright @inquire-evil-perry @inquire-evil-edison @enquire-evil-winger

Worry no longer, Lightbulb is here. Safe, with me! You see, there’s something that exists in this world called LEVERAGE. I have your cat now, Barnes. I give him tuna treats and high end cat food my medium friend gave me. The longer I do that, the more bonded he will become to me. Wait too long and your OWN CAT won’t recognize you anymore!!!! BWHAHHHHAHHAHA

Awwww, he misses his papa wouldn’t you say?????

He will be safely returned the minute we receive $1000 from you, Troy Barnes. ALSO, we all must be invited to your WEDDING!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.

MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

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then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you