enraged-chihuahua

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ecstasy

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Tell that guy to learn love and cherish his life!

little angel on my other shoulder ^

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Tell That Guy To Kill Him Self!

^ little devil on my shoulder rn

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Top ten sentence enders:

*red dot appears on forehead*

*closes eyes forever

What was that noise

I didn’t say that.

I love you

Peace and love on planet earth

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Why hello there.

I was just a wee bit curious as to which day of the month is colored orange.

If you would be so kind as to help me out here.

I'd be forever in your debt.

Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood poltergeist.

of august? the eight day. specifically only august.

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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dearest op you do not need to mourn. only non avian dinosaurs died, every bird was and still is a dinosaur. it’s okay. they’re still here.

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I miss them so much every fucking day it isn’t fair they’re gone. RIP dionsauirs I miss you so much I’m fucking crying. We could have been friends and I could have used the long neck as a slide. IT ISNT FAIR

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i'm in your closet sewing sleeves onto all your vests

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what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways

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🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow

mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it

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i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations

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🎣 cardinesan Follow

uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???

🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow

honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh

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🌑 the-midnight-zoom

oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf

🔦 anglerfished Follow

hey come here for a second

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🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow

absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?

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🐋 girlwhaletail Follow

shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

where is every one ..

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3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. It is one of the many Rock carvings in Tanum, Sweden and was painted red so its easier for tourists to see.

Click for more artifacts

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[Trent reznor voice](close as physically possible to the microphone) ssix little monkeys, jumping on the bed.. one fell down, and he bumped his head

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the name hellcat is fuckin baller btw

i ' ll kiss you directly .

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Pink Face Side Table

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removing the bloody bit of a Japanese sailfish

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ok serious question, all the stuff in ur bio separated by slashes, r those all of ur names?

yea at one point i started hoarding named but you can mainly just call me johnny or molly

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the chariot