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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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how to get close to people for beginners
getting close to people strategies
first time getting close to people walkthrough
techniques for getting close to people
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD
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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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how it feels to look at/listen to your own creations and enjoy them and appreciate how far you've come as an artist
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
#the masochism tango by tom lehrer 🫶#i'm a simple man#“i envy the rose that you held in your teeth” Gets me
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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant
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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".
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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that american gym bros have discovered sauna and they wear clothes in it
#what i feel can only be described as murderous rage#why are sweaty clothes less gross to you than being naked#the mere presence of nude bodies is gross to you????? moreso than wearing soggy clothes????????#i think i'm actually going to cry#“the only purpose of a sauna is to lose waterweight” IT'S A PLACE TO RELAX#tldr: i am upset
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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD
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