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love that harry canonically makes it to admiral while tom’s stuck as a lieutenant. i know that keeps things spicy for them

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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.  Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new  life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!    

Star Trek: The Original Series

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im rlly sorry user friendlybog…….. i misread your req and i drew the wrong troi…. have a lwaxana & crusher sketch tho as compensation

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JEM'HADAR IN STARFLEET I NEVER STOP WINNING

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i bet some people were really mad when voyager came back with all these extra people they'd never heard of thus disproving and throwing a wrench into all their doomed voyager rpf speculative fanfiction there was even a hit drama series about the lost voyager expedition and all these various people exploring each others bodies and it was a minor hit tho also seen as in really poor taste and profiting off a tragedy anyways everyones faces when the person they shipped hardcore with captain janeway and was seen as the pillar of the return effort in their beautiful fanfics turned out to have died before they even got to the delta quadrant and it causes a major schism in the voyager disaster rpf community with some pivoting to the actual people and updating their rpf accordingly others continuing on with their shared collective ocs and the drama series in their world as in ours theres knock out drag out fights about seven of nine

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other rpf that would have been crazy in star trek universe was shrancher actually i think one it would actually get its start as a piece of crude political satire from conservative vulcans as anti federation propaganda akin to various terrible images of hated politicians gay kissing in bad liberal protest art of our era this would be like fear mongering oh no if the federation happens humans and andorians will be kissing with tongue in front of vulcan children but also this is making our political enemies look useless and pathetic but this next generation of vulcan youths experimenting with mind melding and questioning authority lightly take this as a piece of pro federation as a concept anti war protest art and start making earnest shrancher yaoi zines to distribute to each other with lots of erotic hand stroking and philosophical discussions and theres a minor moral panic on vulcan about teens wasting their time on useless garbage like this and then like years in the future after this weird niche intra vulcan political whatever someone writes a really strangely homoerotic biography of shran and people start unearthing all this old vulcan teenager shrancher art and it becomes a whole rumor that shran was gay for real kicking off a like entire era of intensive shrancher rpf years after they have both died and are now just seen as major figures in federation history and now people are writing earnest fanfiction about their history textbooks and thinking this was like part of generations of rpf because of those vulcan teen rebellion zines but its actually more a product of a few isolated pockets of time that were just very fertile for shrancher development anyways by the time its become such far back history in like tng era you can rent shrancher themed holoprograms at quarks and neither character even slightly resembles their actual historical counterparts and shran has long flowing hair and is thought of as a prettyboy

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that's not Spock 😠

that's Spock 😃

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James Doohan (March 3, 1920 – July 20, 2005) 🖖🏽

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cuties I drew during my lunch break today

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It’s difficult to fully articulate the hold that Patrick Stewart had on audiences when TNG was airing. Between the hundreds of magazine covers, the talk show circuits, and the paparazzi nonsense, the amount of baldness puns editors were compelled to create was astounding.

It was like the media fixated on this man because he had catastrophic levels of charisma and audiences were losing their minds over him (TNG was regularly beating network shows in ratings), yet he was so far removed from the narrow Hollywood standards of beauty that it vexed and haunted these people for years.

Baldness was a joke in Hollywood. 75% of George Costanza's identity revolved around bald jokes. If you were a bald actor, you were cast as a villain or a buffoon, never the hero. And if you were losing your hair, you had to slap a wig on or risk losing your career. Yul Brynner was somewhat of an exception but he was from a much different generation of Hollywood and even Bruce Willis didn't fully shave his head until 1994 (post TNG success incidentally).

In Patrick Stewart's case, there was often an undercurrent of snide putdowns with many interviewers, drawing focus to his baldness over and over and over again with low hanging jokes. It was like you could see their vanity-based paradigms cracking in real time and it was strange to witness. Imagine how bizarre it would be if talk show hosts today could only ask The Rock, Vin Diesel, or Jason Statham about their bald heads.

But karma swooped in to the rescue. In 1992 Stewart was voted TV Guide's "Sexiest Man on Television" with a whopping 54% of votes. He beat out the likes of Luke Perry, John Corbett, A. Martinez, and even Burt Reynolds (with a total of 20 contenders).

The middle-aged bald guy in the syndicated sci-fi show beat out the hottest of the Hot Guys™️ and it wasn't even remotely close.

^ Bald joke

So yeah, today he's an old, revered thespian who is occasionally Charles Xavier, but not only did Patrick Stewart pave the way for other bald actors to be considered leading men, he discombobulated Hollywood with his unconventional attractiveness and it was amazing.

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Drew Kai Winn because I saw one post and looked through her wiki [Patreon | Commissions] Kai Winn hate on this post will get you blocked

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He has an aura to him previously only seen in depictions of Mary holding baby Jesus

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the start of voyager is like ok so tom’s the womanizer and harry’s the hopeless romantic then by the end of the series it’s like ok so tom’s the bad sitcom husband and harry is jim kirk but suicidal

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do u think they stopped warning students about the Ferengi when Nog was accepted into the academy?

or did they make him sit though a lesson where they told them not to trust the Ferengi???

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S4E2: The Gift

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I know Weyoun's eyes are like that because for some fucking reason they stacked the colored contacts over Jeffrey Combs' regular prescription contacts and it was like. Making his eyes water and also they didn't stay in the right place. They should not have done that. But it has to be said it adds something to the vibe. It works for the character