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the mdr team but theyre serving beatles help movie
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their names soysauce and milk
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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this
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Just one? King Cone...no, Drum Stick, wait...Strawberry Shortcake, no...Chocolate Eclair...
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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no one should speak a single word out loud before 9am
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yeah yeah subject matter ain’t great but like pumped up kicks is a fucking bop
#have had it on repeat all morning#best kind of song is a bop that has fucked up lyrics. it’s great. the dissonance is delicious
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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?
you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer
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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all
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"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks
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